- Another good day.
- There's a slight euphoria that has set in, coupled with a slight nagging hunger pain.
- But Day 5 is 75% easier than days 1 and 2.
- I really didn't feel fatigued until late afternoon.
- Despite the euphoria, I feel a tad bit more agressive in my daily routine.
- I've added the "special tea" in the morning followed by the salt water cleanse in the evening. Uh, that has made it imperative not to leave the house in the evening.
- OK, since I've not had any solid food in five days, you'd think I'd have nothing to cleanse out. Right? Wrong. Whatever is being flushed out of my body now has probably been in there for a while. I think that's the whole point of this program.
- I've been stopped by quite a few people that are fascinated by this program and want to try it.
- I'm at the halfway point. I think I'll make it --- especially if I can get through the weekend. Friday evening was an exciting time of watching three episodes of Season 2 of The Wire.
- And my Text Message Taunter from Dallas was silent last night.
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2.07.2009
The Cleansing: Day 5
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I cleansed myself also this morning. Smoked a cigarette had a cup of coffee and took a 4.5 lb dump.
Whatever is being flushed out of me probable was not there very long. I would guess that double meat and cheese from Whataburger.
Now I am going to get in my rock truck and go to work. Bet you wish you were me! You liberal sissies suck with that bull crap diet you are on.
BG, I did the clense that George DeJohn from the Ticket always talks about, and it was very successful. I lost 15 pounds in 21 days, and although I will admit I was on edge the entire time, I could eat whatever I wanted as long as it was a fruit or a vegetable. More info herre if some of your people want to try it: http://www.georgedejohn.net/
Keep up the good work.....
7:55
Thanks for using Sissies and Bull in your post.
Of course there's something still coming out. If you don't give your body something to eat, it will find something to eat on it's on (your body) and mainly only the good stuff. Do you thinks it's going to eat the fat first? Duh! It's going to eat protein and all the other goodies you have. It's kinda acts the same as a Democrat!
I am very well acquainted with a doctor who consulted a gastroenterologist (that's a poo-poo doctor for all you Wise Countians) about this little diet you are on at my request and the GI guy said that drinking some mag citrate (bowel prep for a colonoscopy or IVP) accomplishes the same thing without all the health risks associated with your cleanse ~ and there are several health risks.
Just a little free medical advice for you ~ lookin' out for ya, big guy.
As a three-time vet of Master Cleanse, take it day-by-day. Enjoy the journey instead of focusing on the finish line. One day you'll look up, you'll feel better, weigh less, be mentally stronger and these "health risk!" morons will finally shut up.
Yeah, all those doctors have no idea what they're talking about. I'm sure because you read a few books, you're smarter than everybody, huh 16:43? Enjoy the stomach ulcers, increased risk of GI ailments and electrolyte abnormalities, professor.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the problem with society today ~ the know-it-all blowhard!
Barry, listen to anonymous posters over physicians. You can't go wrong. I hope you talked to your doctor before you did this.
Oh, and good luck with the colon cancer, 16:43.
We are FASCINATED with your blog, and would LOVE to talk to you about sponsoring your cleansing process.
Let's do lunch...uh...or whatever.
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For anyone who cares: Jarhead is right with the mag citrate info. though I'll add for GI scopes 4 bisacodyl tabs and colyte are usually prescribed as well (different mechanism of action so results guaranteed) The patient should also be drinking Gatorade and juices to prevent electrolyte imbalances and simple dehydration.
If this regimen is followed you will not have A SINGLE SPECK of stool in your body to toxify (or whatever retarded term it's called)your body.
I have seen too many scopes from both ends, top to bottom, meeting in the middle- however you look at it to know.
The digestive tract can correctly be looked at as a tube from your pie hole to your butthole. If you snake a scope through a persons anus and another from their mouth downward and nothing is there- then nothing is there.
What Barry is seeing when he evacuates his bowels is his stomach/digestive tract lining mixed with mucous and a little bile fluids.
Very, very dangerous program.
If you do it you are foolish.
Whatever is being flushed out of my body now has probably been in there for a while.
It has not been in there for a while, you have just been doing an inadequate bowel prep.
If you go for a colonscopy and get either mag citrate or go lightly, the next day at your colonscopy, when the DOCTOR is looking with a camera at your colon, there is little to no stool left, just pink healthy tissue of your colon that is perfectly capable of removing toxins on its own without the 'help' of Master Clense!
Hey Barry, are you trying to get skinney and fit for one of those young "hey now" gals?
Find yourself a reverse age diet so you can take care of her.
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I agree with Mrs. Jarhead and likely all this "cleansing" came from brainwashing from the commercial that showed pics of what came out of folks colons. What is disgusting about that snake oil salesman is that folks called him into the bathroom to see what came forth from their bowels. How sick is that?
Slow weight loss is much better with sensible diet and exercise.
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