The left one is deflated. Vote for me.
15 seconds.Viagra12 seconds.ViagraFall asleep.
Is that Burgers Lake?
Wow!!!Barry wnet on vaction with AudrinaMy HERO
The last time I was in Cancun, I almost lost my life.We were at the beach as a family. My son was floating around in the waves. My wife and I were drinking Dos Equis on the beach, when out of nowhere, my wife says she sees something in the waves near our son. She jumped to her feet and started screaming for my son to get out of the water. She ran to the edge of the water, and kept screaming. I jumped up and started looking for a shark fin or something else dangerous, thinking that there was about to be blood in the water. But I also noticed, no one else on the beach was panicking or screaming at anyone to get out of the water.Come to find out, what my wife saw swimming in the water was a very attractive young brunette, who had decided to go swimming topless.I thought the view was outstanding. I was enjoying it. That is when I almost died...when my wife caught me staring.Double Fake Landshark
Seein her just makes me want to learn The Girl From Impenema on Banjo.
i saved this chicks life just the other day at golden wok, she had a won ton stuck in her throat and she fell on the floor choking to death right in front of everyone..i knew i had to act fast if i was to save this beautiful chicks life, so i quickly turned her over and began the HEINEYLICK MANUVER on her and she coughed up this won-ton and thanked me for saving her..she wants me to show her again how i did this, i think she likes me!!
Okay, we're now playin' top-that-one-time I saw a topless chick on the beach....I had the opportunity of spending some time on South Beach a couple of years ago. Two hot ones and I met three days in a row on the beach. The view and the lack of communication (Spanish) was just outstanding. Oh, the fourth day their boyfriends showed up...For three days... I was King of the Beach!Fake Greggo
I am pretty sure I looked like that a few years back.....yeah, pretty sure...can't focus due to husband's hysterical laughter....
No, Barry went on vacation to buy Viagra at the airport.
ALERT..MAJOR HEAD ON 380 at roadside park..very bad..
4:08PM, don't you mean "The Girl With Enema"? That's what it ends up being when played on Banjo.
Last one out of the pool is a hottie!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngRq82c8BawWas this you?
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