7.23.2008

Wednesday Afternoon Pick Me Up

Reminds me of one week ago.

(Putting head on desk. Silently weeping.)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

The left one is deflated. Vote for me.

Jarhead said...

15 seconds.

Viagra

12 seconds.

Viagra

Fall asleep.

Anonymous said...

Is that Burgers Lake?

Anonymous said...

Wow!!!
Barry wnet on vaction with Audrina
My HERO

Anonymous said...

The last time I was in Cancun, I almost lost my life.

We were at the beach as a family. My son was floating around in the waves. My wife and I were drinking Dos Equis on the beach, when out of nowhere, my wife says she sees something in the waves near our son.

She jumped to her feet and started screaming for my son to get out of the water. She ran to the edge of the water, and kept screaming. I jumped up and started looking for a shark fin or something else dangerous, thinking that there was about to be blood in the water. But I also noticed, no one else on the beach was panicking or screaming at anyone to get out of the water.

Come to find out, what my wife saw swimming in the water was a very attractive young brunette, who had decided to go swimming topless.

I thought the view was outstanding. I was enjoying it. That is when I almost died...when my wife caught me staring.

Double Fake Landshark

Anonymous said...

Seein her just makes me want to learn The Girl From Impenema on Banjo.

Anonymous said...

i saved this chicks life just the other day at golden wok, she had a won ton stuck in her throat and she fell on the floor choking to death right in front of everyone..i knew i had to act fast if i was to save this beautiful chicks life, so i quickly turned her over and began the HEINEYLICK MANUVER on her and she coughed up this won-ton and thanked me for saving her..she wants me to show her again how i did this, i think she likes me!!

Anonymous said...

Okay, we're now playin' top-that-one-time I saw a topless chick on the beach....

I had the opportunity of spending some time on South Beach a couple of years ago. Two hot ones and I met three days in a row on the beach. The view and the lack of communication (Spanish) was just outstanding. Oh, the fourth day their boyfriends showed up...

For three days... I was King of the Beach!

Fake Greggo

Francine Fishpaw said...

I am pretty sure I looked like that a few years back.....yeah, pretty sure...can't focus due to husband's hysterical laughter....

Anonymous said...

No, Barry went on vacation to buy Viagra at the airport.

Anonymous said...

ALERT..MAJOR HEAD ON 380 at roadside park..very bad..

Double Fake Frank Sinatra said...

4:08PM, don't you mean "The Girl With Enema"? That's what it ends up being when played on Banjo.

Anonymous said...

Last one out of the pool is a hottie!

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngRq82c8Baw

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