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7.21.2008

Things I Just Learned From The First 20 Pages Of Time Magazine


  • Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have split.
  • Sixty one year old Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood has run off with an 18 year old Russian waitress. (Hey, now.)
  • 1 in 4 Americans do not graduate from high school
  • 1 in 6 Americans do not have health insurance
  • Fannie Mae almost went under last week and its CEO makes $13.4 million a year. Fine job.
  • 42% of Americans have tried marijuana
  • That New Yorker cover sure got everyone riled up
  • At age 41, Mark Spitz tried to make the Olympic team but failed.
  • And this from a Letter to the Editor: "I'm sick of reading that the 15th Amendment of 1869 granted former slaves the right to vote. The 15th Amendment granted only male ex-slaves the right to vote. Women of all races occupied a rung well below males slaves on the U.S. ladder of rights. This failure to include women should not be ignored or forgotten." Duly noted.
  • On an unrelated note, Rush Limbaugh is now referring to Obama as "Little Barry."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why have we failed to carry out the wishes of our founding forefathers? Obviously they were much smarter than our leaders today, they knew if women were GIVEN the right to vote, that would open a pandoras box into a world that would not and could not ever be repaired and put back the way the lord had intended..what have we done?????

Anonymous said...

99.99% who tried pot inhaled...0.001%lied about inhaling..who is this lying sob???

Anonymous said...

I think Rush actually said little Dingle Barry.

Anonymous said...

rush should be fired and denutted..

Anonymous said...

We feel your pain. We all know you are little Barry.

Anonymous said...

What if Mark Spitz first name was really Dick?

Anonymous said...

The New Yorker cover only got the liberal weenies riled up.

Anonymous said...

One of the late night hosts, can't recall which, said Ron Wood knew he had a drinking problem when he ran off with an eighteen-year-old Russian girl, but most guys would say that is not a drinking problem, it's a drinking solution!

Double Fake W.C. Fields

Anonymous said...

It's amazing what one learn while sitting on the pot

Anonymous said...

The New Yorker cover was a cartoon; however, I think it is the real image of Obama and wife in a lot of voter's minds. How did they know how we perceive the two???