7.21.2008

Now This Is Big Time Law Practice

I just got appointed on a case where a guy is accused of using a make-shift Whizzinator. And I'll be dang if we don't have a statute broad enough to make it illegal. And as an attorney board certified in criminal law, I'd like to state: I had no idea.

16 comments:

Jarhead said...

Okay. That made me laugh.

Anonymous said...

After a couple of 40's I am da Whizzinator.

Anonymous said...

That should make your client feel much better knowing that his attorney is not up on current law.

Anonymous said...

I clicked on the link. I had no idea. THESE are the people who need to be working on alternative energy...

Did you see where Al Gore's limo kept running with the ac on while he was giving a speech? Two limos and an SUV (not hybrid) in his entourage. But he wants the rest of us to change...Do as I say, not as I do.

Anonymous said...

Has anybody changed the batteries in this blog lately?

Anonymous said...

That'll teach me never to click on one of your links again! LMBO!!

Anonymous said...

Hey Barry,

What's on fire downtown? I can see the smoke, but not the fire.

Anonymous said...

Al Gore must have been at Sonic as well. What part of drive-in do people not understand? You pull in, turn your engine off and roll down the windows. I'd like to have the gas that people waste idling and waiting for their order - and then there's the heat that generates from the running engines.

Anonymous said...

3:05, You forgot to mention that Al Gore was getting huge royalties from a zinc mining operation that was shut down by the EPA who said it was one of the most polluting mining operations in the US. I wonder if he still owns 500,000 shares of Occidental Petroleum that he aquired from his father who was on the board of directors? Can you say liberal weenie hypocrite?

Francine Fishpaw said...

As usual, us girls get left out of the benefits of cutting edge medical devices. How are supposed to fake our drug tests? Huh? Have an answer for that?

Anonymous said...

4:37, You go to work for the city of San Francisco and have them pay for your addadickectomy.

Anonymous said...

What a loser! Anyone who has to carry around a fake weiner to piss after being placed on probation or parole, should have to go back to the big house. Shows they have pulled the wool over their parole boards to get out of jail by saying I have found JESUS and will never do that again. Same song different dance. Once a doper, always a doper. Send him back to the pen BG. Do a plea bargain and tell him he is gettin a good deal for being stupid and pissing with a fake weiner.

Anonymous said...

Those weenies in those pics looked very conservative to my eyes. Very pointed, hard, and ready to stick it to/in somebody. Like conservative weenie's that support Big Daddy Conservative Weenie George W "Weenie" Bush.

Anonymous said...

Barry, have you ever seen Liar Liar with Jim Carey?

Video tape yourself screaming into the phone to one of your clients... "stop breaking the law a-hole!!"

Have you ever represented an innocent person?

Anonymous said...

They looked like liberal weenies to me because they were cockeyed.

Anonymous said...

I like the fact that it's reusable.