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7.21.2008
Now This Is Big Time Law Practice
I just got appointed on a case where a guy is accused of using a make-shift Whizzinator. And I'll be dang if we don't have a statute broad enough to make it illegal.
And as an attorney board certified in criminal law, I'd like to state: I had no idea.
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Okay. That made me laugh.
After a couple of 40's I am da Whizzinator.
That should make your client feel much better knowing that his attorney is not up on current law.
I clicked on the link. I had no idea. THESE are the people who need to be working on alternative energy...
Did you see where Al Gore's limo kept running with the ac on while he was giving a speech? Two limos and an SUV (not hybrid) in his entourage. But he wants the rest of us to change...Do as I say, not as I do.
Has anybody changed the batteries in this blog lately?
That'll teach me never to click on one of your links again! LMBO!!
Hey Barry,
What's on fire downtown? I can see the smoke, but not the fire.
Al Gore must have been at Sonic as well. What part of drive-in do people not understand? You pull in, turn your engine off and roll down the windows. I'd like to have the gas that people waste idling and waiting for their order - and then there's the heat that generates from the running engines.
3:05, You forgot to mention that Al Gore was getting huge royalties from a zinc mining operation that was shut down by the EPA who said it was one of the most polluting mining operations in the US. I wonder if he still owns 500,000 shares of Occidental Petroleum that he aquired from his father who was on the board of directors? Can you say liberal weenie hypocrite?
As usual, us girls get left out of the benefits of cutting edge medical devices. How are supposed to fake our drug tests? Huh? Have an answer for that?
4:37, You go to work for the city of San Francisco and have them pay for your addadickectomy.
What a loser! Anyone who has to carry around a fake weiner to piss after being placed on probation or parole, should have to go back to the big house. Shows they have pulled the wool over their parole boards to get out of jail by saying I have found JESUS and will never do that again. Same song different dance. Once a doper, always a doper. Send him back to the pen BG. Do a plea bargain and tell him he is gettin a good deal for being stupid and pissing with a fake weiner.
Those weenies in those pics looked very conservative to my eyes. Very pointed, hard, and ready to stick it to/in somebody. Like conservative weenie's that support Big Daddy Conservative Weenie George W "Weenie" Bush.
Barry, have you ever seen Liar Liar with Jim Carey?
Video tape yourself screaming into the phone to one of your clients... "stop breaking the law a-hole!!"
Have you ever represented an innocent person?
They looked like liberal weenies to me because they were cockeyed.
I like the fact that it's reusable.
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