She is a danger to society. Lock her up and throw away the key! The Governor of New York should run for President he has the qualifications. We need to get our priorities straight people.
Can't you dopers be more careful about leaving evidence around? Geeze! Look what this poor woman suffered just because she picked up some hitchhikers. Luckily she threw them out before getting stopped because she was looking for her heater control. Yeah ... SURE! Her junkie companions will never be found and her reckless friend said he left weed there when he borrowed her car. Another careless, mentally dead pothead. They seem to be everywhere! So she pleads guilty to having messy hair and JUSTICE IS NOT SERVED!
BG, you havent picked on the WCM yet today, so i thought i share the things i found amusing 1) DONT look at the cover of all-around wise. 2) in the the burn ban story, Terry Ross says, "Stuff is starting to turn green"
When I was a young lad a hottie of equally legendary status in my neighborhood would take off her top and lie facedown to tan in her backyard setting off an alert among preteen perverts for blocks around. We'd check her out through a hole we enlarged in her privacy fence. I met up with her a lot of years later and we went on a cruise. She was in her 60's and still beautiful. Thinking about that time still leaves me weak in the knees.I would say it was beautiful,if that wouldn't sound so gay. Would it still be as cool if that was Dawn Wells? I think so. At least I know I would be man enough to try. The End
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Dang. A 69 year old broad who's still rockin' the ganja!
F-in partaaay!
You go Mary Ann!
Seriously, let the lady hit on her blunts...I hear AARP dope is kickass. Party ON.
Don't you think we should just lock her up?
Now I know what they were growing on Gilligan's Island! Next we'll find out that the Professor is a good meth cook!
You knew that they had some good weed on the island...
She is a danger to society. Lock her up and throw away the key! The Governor of New York should run for President he has the qualifications. We need to get our priorities straight people.
A "nearly three-hour tour of the Teton County sheriff's office and jail"--that's brilliant!
I'd still hit it...
You know its always the mousey ones. Ginger may have been better looking, but she never got freakay!
That, and you probably had to be high to put up with Gilligan.
Hey, Professor, make me a bong out of a coconut!
You can put your weed in it!
I'm just sayin'
Mary Ann got busted w/some Mary Jane - whoooooooooooooo!!!!!
(said in best stoner voice)
6:22 - oooh! Poor thing. Didn't they let her put her teeth in for the mug shot?
I wonder just how many Sweet N' Low packets this menace to society had on her??
I would still lick her toes
Can't you dopers be more careful about leaving evidence around? Geeze! Look what this poor woman suffered just because she picked up some hitchhikers. Luckily she threw them out before getting stopped because she was looking for her heater control. Yeah ... SURE! Her junkie companions will never be found and her reckless friend said he left weed there when he borrowed her car. Another careless, mentally dead pothead. They seem to be everywhere! So she pleads guilty to having messy hair and JUSTICE IS NOT SERVED!
As the esteemed Weird Al once said:
"Ginger and Mary Ann could have used some Funky Cold Medina."
BG, you havent picked on the WCM yet today, so i thought i share the things i found amusing
1) DONT look at the cover of all-around wise.
2) in the the burn ban story, Terry Ross says, "Stuff is starting to turn green"
good times
Did she get tazered as well? Maybe a .357 bullet in the chest would have taught her the lesson she so obviously needs.
Only when police have the right to indiscriminately murder citizens will we get a handle on crime in this country. Ha!
Mary Ann was way hotter than Ginger ANY day. Word up. PS Barry, to be fair post recent pictures of Ginger Eeeeeeeewwwww.
Sao, after this light brush with the law, do you think she will give up weed? Not a chance! SHE'S A DOPER!
Wanna hit, little buddy?
Thank God another evil dope fiend has been taken off the streets! We can all sleep a little better at night knowing we are safer.
They did give her life without parole, right?
rpm - Still waiting for you to come up with half an achievement that Obama has made in public office.
Sincerely,
anonymous67
I'd hit that
When I was a young lad a hottie of equally legendary status in my neighborhood would take off her top and lie facedown to tan in her backyard setting off an alert among preteen perverts for blocks around. We'd check her out through a hole we enlarged in her privacy fence. I met up with her a lot of years later and we went on a cruise. She was in her 60's and still beautiful. Thinking about that time still leaves me weak in the knees.I would say it was beautiful,if that wouldn't sound so gay. Would it still be as cool if that was Dawn Wells? I think so. At least I know I would be man enough to try.
The End
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