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3.12.2008

Mouth Open. Eyes Staring At Screen.


And the headline might want to clarify that she was dead while sitting on said toilet --- holy crap ---- not dead after all!!! [That, my friends, is one crazy story.]

(And on another note, but perhaps more shocking, was this story today in Dallas which I'm sure you've heard about already.)

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did you read the story? It doesnt say she is dead. It says she refused help at first and that her boyfriend had been bringing her food and water.

Jarhead said...

Dang. Attorney who doesn't read/know the facts of a case? That's scary.

"She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City."

You consider dead "fair condition?" LOL

Bulldog said...

Damn Dos Chiles burrito!

Anonymous said...

Kids off thee overpass? Goes to showya. The death penalty should be dropped down to cover lots more really icky stuff like this bitch. Hanging is my best offer.

Anonymous said...

I'm gonna read this article to my wife when she complains about me being in the bathroom too long.

Anonymous said...

She must be a really slow reader.

Anonymous said...

Girl hooked on pot? Boyfriend tells the story here:

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/W/WOMAN_IN_BATHROOM?SITE=FLTAM&SECTION=US

Anonymous said...

Come on people, where's the Mr. Whipple jokes.....

....Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple

Anonymous said...

The article said her skin grew to the commode lid and it had to go into the hospital with her.

Incredible sickos in this world.

And what about her husband? He needs a head check too!

Anonymous said...

Sat on tne toilet for 2 years? Man that is cool. If I won the lottery that's what I would do and I'd have my man servants bring me Alsups Burritos and Red Bulls. Yeah, I could be down with that.

Anonymous said...

Hey Bulldog, is that a spike on your head?

Cool photo.

Anonymous said...

I've taken a marathon dump before, but that is ridiculous!