3.14.2008

Girl Doesn't Let Boyfriend Look At Cheerleaders

Allow me to translate for those that don't speak mexican: "That boy better get control of his scene right now. If it's this bad when you're dating, she'll gouge your eyes out once you get married. Uh, and don't forget the new Triple Supreme Burrito at Taco Bell. Hola, salsa lovers!'

19 comments:

Bulldog said...

Wussy.

Silicone Alley said...

Your translation is so much better then what they are actually saying.
Where did you learn spanish from?

Jarhead said...

What a whipping. He must be getting some of that teenage stuff on the regular to be that compliant.

You know he's whispering "Oh sugar-bear, you're so much prettier than them. I wuv 'ou soooo much. Boo-boo baba num nums snookums!"

AAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH! **GACK**

Anonymous said...

Balls in the freezer...

Anonymous said...

"For those that don't speak Mexican," Barry the last time I checked it was Spanish. Even though everyone that read it probably understood what you were saying because they make the same mistake. Get it straight!

Anonymous said...

7:32....you're an idiot...you should have your balls/ovaries removed so you cannot reproduce.

He meant it as a joke.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for translating that "mexican" for us to american.....oh yeah, that would be English!

Such ignorance.

Crud Bonemeal said...

She's not going to keep him by covering his eyes; she will keep him by wearing him out with sex. A guy that happy isn't going anywhere. And for all you ladies that are going to really let me have it over this. You're not mad because I said it; you're mad because you know it's true and you just don't want to do it.

"But because there is so much sexual immorality, each man should have his own wife, and each woman should have her own husband. The husband should not deprive his wife of sexual intimacy, which is her right as a married woman, nor should the wife deprive her husband. So do not deprive each other of sexual relations. The only exception should be that they refrain by agreement for a limited time so that each can give themselves more completely to prayer. Afterward, they should come together again so that Satan won't be able to tempt them because of their lack of self-control" 1 Corinthians 7: 2-6.
If each feels completely loved by the other spouse, almost any other problem can be surmounted. And what is the best way to feel loved? Is there any better way for a couple to strengthen and reaffirm their bond than through physical intimacy? And if one spouse does not want the other any longer, what is the point of staying married, especially after the kids are raised. Guys, if you don't want your wife any more, why hold her prisoner? And the same for goes for the ladies. I'm not talking about illness or injury; obviously, you are bound in sickness and in health, for better or for worse. I'm talking about those who are physically able, but don't want to participate in that part of the marriage for some other reason.
Okay, I'm done with the sermon, you may proceed with the hammering.

Crud Bonemeal said...

By the way, I am very happily married and have been for a very long time.

Anonymous said...

I think it's the other way around...I think he's trying give her a hickey.

Anonymous said...

He needs to grow some juevos!

Anonymous said...

Crud, your photo doesn't look much like a preacher, but boy you sure sound like one.

Course with all this consumer religion we have now, preachers may really look that way.

Your Scripture verses are right on about marriage, sex, etc. but it doesn't always work like that as you know.

What about looking lustfully at a man or woman?

We all get to "look" on a regular basis on this blog.

Give us some Biblical interpretation on that one, Brother Crud.

Anonymous said...

For those who don't speak crudese, I will translate:

"I like the gay sex!"

Crud Bonemeal said...

Do you have to be a preacher to follow the roadmap to a successful life set out in the Bible? Of course I'm not a preacher.

The temptations will always present themselves to you. You can't control others, you can only control yourself. Our weaknesses are a product of our humanity. Even JC had to deal with worldly temptations. Some are very strong and some are not so strong. There are the recurrent temptations that wear down your will to resist over time. Lust is only one of the 7 deadly sins. The question remains inside you: do you have the depth of faith to do what must be done for as long as it takes?

Knowing right from wrong is still easy. You just have to ignore the decades of rationalization that came from the sixties and seventies. The problem with doing right things over wrong things lies in the execution of the plan, not the plan.

Crud Bonemeal said...

To 9:14 am:
Where in the hell does that come from? What did I say to merit that kind of insult? Is there something wrong with you? Do you have some kind of degenerative brain damage? Is that the best you can do? That was totally uncalled for. Actually, I'm a little suprised that that stupid comment was even approved by BG.

Anonymous said...

This place is turning into a Sunday School Class.

Anonymous said...

Talk about an insecure girl! Of course, I probably would be too if I looked like that...

Anonymous said...

Wow, Super Dave up there never lets up, does he? Here is a translation of his last two posts:

"My life partner makes me wear the gimp suit. I like it. I like it a lot."

Nicole said...

If you're gonna live in Texas you should know that Mexicans speak Spanish. But I guess you can't expect much from hicks...
Ignorance isn't that funny.