For some reason I don't picture her deserving a mugshot. I DO picture her taking our kids to soccer practice in her new... Wait, scratch that better fantasy-she can't have babies and I must comfort her because she is so distraught that her womb is a "barren and rocky place where my seed may find no purchase". Then I pull out the strawberry syrup and we spend the afternoon drinking it and huffing glue. That's so beautiful I'm going to weep.
This girl might help illustrate the debate about male/female sex offenses. If this girl bestowed herself upon my 14 year old son I wouldn't press any charges,wouldn't demand registry and loss of professional licenses etc. And silently I would be like "Wow,you go boy!" and "You rock" etc. He would have my admiration,I guess forever,it would take a LOT to undo that level of coolness anyway. However,if Brad Pitt TOUCHED my 16 year old daughter everything he owned would be mine,he'd be forced into a video admission and apology and THEN I'd kill him first chance I got. I don't know why this is true but it is and I don't know what it would take to undo it.
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Daddy Likey !
Whatever she did.....probation.
id like to frisk her
If this one had been titled " another one"
Where do I enroll ?
I don't care what she did just lock me up with her. lip gloss in jail? now thats Hot
I'm fascinated by the impulse to smile, regardless of the circumstances, when confronted by a camera.
Of course if she was charged with using drugs she should be decapitated.
She looks like Renee Zelw-whatever her last name is.
Innocent!!!
Whitest teeth I ever came across.
*rim shot*
That was a good one, 11:52...
ill go to jail to help her get relaxeed
Golly,she's pretty Wally
For some reason I don't picture her deserving a mugshot. I DO picture her taking our kids to soccer practice in her new... Wait, scratch that better fantasy-she can't have babies and I must comfort her because she is so distraught that her womb is a "barren and rocky place where my seed may find no purchase". Then I pull out the strawberry syrup and we spend the afternoon drinking it and huffing glue. That's so beautiful I'm going to weep.
The End
This girl might help illustrate the debate about male/female sex offenses. If this girl bestowed herself upon my 14 year old son I wouldn't press any charges,wouldn't demand registry and loss of professional licenses etc. And silently I would be like "Wow,you go boy!" and "You rock" etc. He would have my admiration,I guess forever,it would take a LOT to undo that level of coolness anyway.
However,if Brad Pitt TOUCHED my 16 year old daughter everything he owned would be mine,he'd be forced into a video admission and apology and THEN I'd kill him first chance I got.
I don't know why this is true but it is and I don't know what it would take to undo it.
My,she is a wholesome looking one isn't she?
Is she hotter than Debra? I'm torn.
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