3.10.2008

Hey, Now


Random mugshot from The Smoking Gun.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Daddy Likey !

Anonymous said...

Whatever she did.....probation.

Anonymous said...

id like to frisk her

Anonymous said...

If this one had been titled " another one"

Where do I enroll ?

Anonymous said...

I don't care what she did just lock me up with her. lip gloss in jail? now thats Hot

Anonymous said...

I'm fascinated by the impulse to smile, regardless of the circumstances, when confronted by a camera.

Of course if she was charged with using drugs she should be decapitated.

Anonymous said...

She looks like Renee Zelw-whatever her last name is.

Silicone Alley said...

Innocent!!!

Anonymous said...

Whitest teeth I ever came across.

Jarhead said...

*rim shot*

That was a good one, 11:52...

Anonymous said...

ill go to jail to help her get relaxeed

Anonymous said...

Golly,she's pretty Wally

Poormanspoet said...

For some reason I don't picture her deserving a mugshot. I DO picture her taking our kids to soccer practice in her new... Wait, scratch that better fantasy-she can't have babies and I must comfort her because she is so distraught that her womb is a "barren and rocky place where my seed may find no purchase". Then I pull out the strawberry syrup and we spend the afternoon drinking it and huffing glue. That's so beautiful I'm going to weep.

The End

Anonymous said...

This girl might help illustrate the debate about male/female sex offenses. If this girl bestowed herself upon my 14 year old son I wouldn't press any charges,wouldn't demand registry and loss of professional licenses etc. And silently I would be like "Wow,you go boy!" and "You rock" etc. He would have my admiration,I guess forever,it would take a LOT to undo that level of coolness anyway.
However,if Brad Pitt TOUCHED my 16 year old daughter everything he owned would be mine,he'd be forced into a video admission and apology and THEN I'd kill him first chance I got.
I don't know why this is true but it is and I don't know what it would take to undo it.

Anonymous said...

My,she is a wholesome looking one isn't she?

DebrashudoDk8tr said...

Is she hotter than Debra? I'm torn.