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2.07.2008

The Seminar Brochures I Receive . . .


. . . aren't exactly early morning pick-me-ups.

And do I really need to receive three of them?

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

My comment upon receiving a seminar brochure entitled "Convicting the Innocent", was, "I hope it isn't a 'how-to' seminar"!

Anonymous said...

But officer, I'm innocent. "Yes", says the officer, "but of what...of what?"

Anonymous said...

Barry, you are ahead in the lottery. We only received 2.

Anonymous said...

Call or email those jerks, and have them clean up their mailing list. Quit sitting idly by, not saying anything (but complaining to us), yet still doing your part to waste paper.

mzchief said...

Hmmmmm...
Perhaps, the seminar sponsors believe the learning curve for their seminar would be a wee bit sharp for Bu-Bear and he would benefit from attending three sessions.
*;)

I am just saying....

Denney Crane said...

It's government funded... what do you expect... efficiency?

Anonymous said...

One for the office,one to go with you in the brief case and one for the uh...uhm,'reading room'.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

Beats the heck out of "Defending Price against the OEMs" or "Exploiting R&D Creativity in Today's Technology Race."

Bleck.

And 2:39, spare me the green warrior BS...