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2.06.2008

And Another

Story.

If she hadn't had the cute librarian glasses, this might have caused a good hour of deliberations. But I hardly had elected myself as jury foreman before the jury composed of me voted for probation. Probably a short probation.

Next case.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Male or female student?

Anonymous said...

Assault with a friendly weapon and probation for sure! It is all the fault of a kid who snitched to pious parents. He has ruined it for a lot of other young guys who need a good education on things.

Anonymous said...

I think you meant Lesbian glasses.

Anonymous said...

Uh, 8:20AM use some deductive reasoning. She is a coach of the girls' volleyball team.

Female coach, female team, gender unnamed in story = LESBIAN!

I stay she gets off scot free.

Anonymous said...

Uh, 8:44, read the whole article:
"She also said she attended Schaumburg High School, where she was an assistant coach for the boy’s spring volleyball season."

Anonymous said...

"Composed" of you?

gern blansten said...

Barron, this is a LOOOOONNNNNGGGGG way from Debra LaFavre (sp?). This one is ugly!

Debfan said...

Gotta agree with you there Gern but, that's just such a nearly impossibly high bar,can't imagine what it would take to take her crown away.Also, it's Lafave.

Silicone Alley said...

Teachers need to think about this before they decide on a student. I would never do anything with a student that I knew would tell on me! Just common sense.

Anonymous said...

10:02, so she is bisexual. I fail to see the problem.

Anonymous said...

She has to buy sex?

Ms said...

She looks a wee bit like Monica Lewinsky.

Anonymous said...

Let's get this straight - if she had sex with a boy it should be probation 'cuse it's just natural stuff. But if she had sex with a female, then - well I dunno - maybe it's ok if we can watch the videos. In either case, her classes will be full next semester just to see who's next.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

*sigh*

Back in the day we would have high-fived one of our friends and then asked him for her number.

Then... a couple of offers to carry the groceries, wash her car...

Anonymous said...

Mr. Honcho,we must have gone to the same school. Were you at the School of Hard Knocks in the 80's?

2immature4u said...

Assault with a friendly weapon-hee hee.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

LOL, 11:12, it was the School of "Fast Times at Ridgemont High..." That was pretty much how it went.

And a couple of observations...

1.) Hot teachers at my HS were as rare as a May Freeze... pretty much once in a blue moon.

2.) Actually hooking up with a teacher was as rare as an August Freeze. Which made it so incredibly exciting to a teenage boy in HS.

Anonymous said...

Word,Mike I'll always remember a smokin hot Junior High teacher who was rumored to have "sweet" on one breast and "sour" tattooed on the other. I never believed it until I was sneaking a peek at her preciousnesses at her desk while she was helping another student and there they were! I am forever scarred that she didn't molest me when she had the chance.