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2.05.2008

I'm Pretty Sure . . .

. . . this is my kid from one of many prior marriages. (Pay no attention to that guy in the video who claims to be the "father".)

20 comments:

monkey said...

I WANA BE LIKE MIKE! Where did he get his magic sneakers?

Anonymous said...

Wow, watch for him to show up in the NBA before long. Amazing...

Anonymous said...

Can we go ahead and fast forward fifteen years and reset that oxygen amount in his blood to make sure it doesn't have any added....like marijuana?

Anonymous said...

I THINK I know what you're getting at 10:23 but you're not making any sense on several different levels.

Anonymous said...

Dear 10:23

Next time, just sign your name for what you really are...a racist.

Anonymous said...

My guess is in 15 years that kid will be too rich to care what anyone thinks about him.

Anonymous said...

So who wants to bet on old he will be when he get burntout?

UMM did that guy call the kid a freak of nature?

Does it seem weird to test oxygen levels just because a kid practices four hours every night so he is extreamly good at basketball?

Anonymous said...

HA HA 10:23, black people smoke marijuana!!! I bet he has a couple of 40s each night, too!!!

Here is a couple more: All white people are methheads!! And they're all stupid!!

Moron.

Anonymous said...

I hope he also makes "A"s in his classes, too.

mzchief said...

To Barry...
To think I have always thought of you as limiting your sports obsession to just being a FOOTBALL FREAK. I NEVER thought of you as a rabid fan of basketball. Nice to see you spreading it around.
*GiGGLeS*

Silicone Alley said...

First thing that came to mind was, money, money, money with this kid. He is going to have tons of it later in life.

Earl Woods said...

I truly believe the kid's Dad, when he says that he doesn't push his kid. The story didn't mention that the kid acquired a hardship driving license at age 9 so that he could drive himself to the gym...every night.

Condoleesa said...

Imagine what that kid could do if he spent the time STUDYING every night.

House of R & R said...

Hey, I noticed the Harlem Globe Trotters were getting pretty old maybe he can have a future there?

Anonymous said...

An 11 year old with that amount of commitment probably does well in the classroom too. Failure doesn't seem to be an option for him. And shame on those who predict ill will toward him before he's even made it to junior high. The kid has focus, endurance and it appears, positive family support. I wish him all the best!

Anonymous said...

Golly 11:28 you are so right. Thank you for making your comments and putting the rest of us in our places. Your goodness and purity has overwhelmed me. I am filled with shame because of my previous negative portrayal of this young man. I now understand that he has a bright future as one of God's children. He might even grow up to be President one day...well, probably not, he is black. But, he might at least have a chance to stay off the welfare.

Anonymous said...

Id love to be called a FREAK OF NATURE on the news too....were they testing him for a lil som'em som'em when they discovered he has abnormal lungs?

Anonymous said...

Apparently, he has not yet been introduced to fried chicken and malt liquor.

jim crowe said...

watermelon has lycopene

Onlyjoshin said...

An actual cheer from his schools cheer squad:
Barbecue,watermelon,Cadillac car, we ain't as dumb as you think we is!