No, wait! She's the lycanthrope, not the chick from Denton who is running for commish.
My bad.....I got confused. If you look closely, you can see her vampire teeth in the reflection on her tongue.
No, wait.....vampires don't have reflections.
Awwwww, shiate. I give up.
Bof'em are sorta creepy. Although I could dig going to a Denton County Court meeting and watching that White chick stir things up, despite the fact she is a neo-con.
Obviously, you can tell I get excited about blood being drawn.
It looks like a self defense case to me because she was obviously there as a care-giver for the old guy. She was a victim of depraved sexual assaults everytime she ran around naked and, after forcing herself to put up with dozens of attacks, she realized she was enjoying too much sex and finally used a knife to defend herself. Case dismissed.
Hey now, we have no idea what the guy looks like. I personally want to know if he had money, because I don't care what she looks like, that's the only reason I can think of for a 20 yr old to want to sleep with a 72 yr old.
My ex tried to stab me with a pair of scissors. I turned around to face her as she about to bury them in my skull. I knocked them out of her hand and pinned her and said,"What do you think you're doing?" She said,"Trying to let the demons out of you!" I didn't see much of her after that.This is a true story. The End
I've seen girls get their hair braided that way while on vacation in places like Cancun or Cozumel. But for some reason, I seriously doubt she's been vacationing down in the Carribbean lately.
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At least you found out the whereabouts of ex wife #8.
Can you say... "Drama Queen" with an edge?
There are some freaky people in Colorado, boy.
It's not just the knife attacks ... I bet he has two little teeth marks on his jugular vein.
I bet she smells, not in a good way..
YiKeS!
That girl has CRAZY eyes!
Mmmmm…wonder if methamphetamines are involved with those black eyes.
Now THAT'S someone I wouldn't want to turn my back to, in bed during the night!
Illegitimate spawn of Rasputin.
Or . . . toothless crack whore.
A distant relative of Marty Feldman?
I don't think that's Barry's ex-wife......could be a possible future wife.
No, wait! She's the lycanthrope, not the chick from Denton who is running for commish.
My bad.....I got confused. If you look closely, you can see her vampire teeth in the reflection on her tongue.
No, wait.....vampires don't have reflections.
Awwwww, shiate. I give up.
Bof'em are sorta creepy. Although I could dig going to a Denton County Court meeting and watching that White chick stir things up, despite the fact she is a neo-con.
Obviously, you can tell I get excited about blood being drawn.
Holy Guacomole Batman, THAT is a chupacabra!
Is she originally from Boyd?
were drugs, alcohol, sex and rock and roll involved?
Does anyone else see a resemblance of Rodney Dangerfield? She could be his daughter!
& rpm...that would be Newark...
I saw her at Phil King's reception at the civic center.
It looks like a self defense case to me because she was obviously there as a care-giver for the old guy. She was a victim of depraved sexual assaults everytime she ran around naked and, after forcing herself to put up with dozens of attacks, she realized she was enjoying too much sex and finally used a knife to defend herself. Case dismissed.
Hey now, we have no idea what the guy looks like. I personally want to know if he had money, because I don't care what she looks like, that's the only reason I can think of for a 20 yr old to want to sleep with a 72 yr old.
After reviewing the facts, the prosecutor has charged the old guy with assault with a dead weapon.
My ex tried to stab me with a pair of scissors. I turned around to face her as she about to bury them in my skull. I knocked them out of her hand and pinned her and said,"What do you think you're doing?" She said,"Trying to let the demons out of you!" I didn't see much of her after that.This is a true story.
The End
The old fart should've known better!
I don't know if drugs, alcohol, sex and rock and roll were involved but I bet Viagra was!!!
I've seen girls get their hair braided that way while on vacation in places like Cancun or Cozumel. But for some reason, I seriously doubt she's been vacationing down in the Carribbean lately.
Is that Kid Rock?
Was that the expression on her face when his Viagra kicked in?
8:06 - Uh...does that mean you still have demons in you? Oooff!!
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