2.27.2008

Meet Eric Gahagen

I saw this story of Fox 4 last night and now the Star Telegram has picked it up. This 27 year old guy from Pennsylvania had a buddy drive him to the home of a 14 year old girl in Bedford that he had met on The Internets. He stays with her on Sunday night (she kept him in the closet) but the jig was up when the girl's mother found him sleeping in the teen's bed while she was at school.

I keep picturing Mom walking by her daughter's room and having a huge question mark form over her head when she saw this fine fellow asleep on her sweet daughter's bed.

16 comments:

Denney Crane said...

This guy's got it going on...don't you think?

BagOfNothing said...

since daughter hid this dude, i wonder if she was upset at mother for calling the cops?

House of R & R said...

What a goon. Sweet daughter my butt. That 14 yr. old would be in some serious trouble if she were mine. What was she thinking?

Anonymous said...

14 year olds know better...this girl is Trouble~~!

Anonymous said...

there ain't nuthin wrong with a little bump 'n' grind

Anonymous said...

OK...it's assault with a friendly weapon but it could have been worse. The daughter could have found mom and him in bed together if she had returned early from school. I just feel that mom had something to do with this mess. He getting out of the closet and going to sleep on the bed just doesn't work for me. Only speculation, of course.

Anonymous said...

How many internets are there?

Anonymous said...

Wait one minute. What the heck happened to all the child molester haters out there. Because she hid him and wanted him to come, that makes it OK???? If that's the case, we need to turn loose a few thousand guys locked up right now in Texas for getting hooked in with little tramps just like this. 1:57 actually supports men sleeping with kids. Good thing he didn't just take a picture of her instead, or he'd be in jail with a bail of a couple million right now...since he actually did something with the girl, his bail will be much, much less. It's interesting that we seem to be OK with certain child molesters.

Anonymous said...

I have it on good information that this guy is or looks like Wordkyle.

Also the story was his computer broke and he just needed a place to write more Republican ethics stories about him and Sen Larry Craig.

Anonymous said...

My wife would have shot him right in that ugly face. No punch line or exaggeration or whatever, he'd be graveyard dead.

Anonymous said...

You know if I saw a stranger in my house my first impression someone broke into my house. Never in a million years would my mind go to my child letting them in. When I found out that he slept with my 14 year old he would be dead and she would be close to dead.

Lock him up. Throw away the key. Or save us some tax payer money and lay him in his grave.

Show her what teenage parenthood is like and have her meet some people that have some really nasty STD's. Then lock her in her room and dont let her out without PARENT supervision.

lovelit said...

I thought I heard he was hiding in the girls room for two days...seriously? 14 year olds shouldn't even be allowed to carry on unsupervised conversations on the internet!! Some parents still don't get it! As for the 27 year old...disgusting. How loserish and lazy does one have to be to get caught the way he did? I cringe at the thought:(

Gorilla said...

Would have been great if he said to the mom, "Hey, can you hold it down a bit; I'm trying to get some sleep here"....

Anonymous said...

This nigga smells like salmon, no lie. I used to know him

Anonymous said...

I believe that this "girl" should be in some trouble with the law as well...don't get me wrong, I believe this guy is a complete pig for not bolting when he realized she was so young, but she knew the game she was playing and now she has completely ruined this guy's life because of it...there should be consequences for both parties in instances like this...

Anonymous said...

Bet he never got to bone his teacher in high school.