2.26.2008

Anyone? Anyone?


Link.

16 comments:

Jarhead said...

I'll bet he has a glory hole in his office door.

Face it dude. You're gay.

Anonymous said...

Hey, mom, I'm a good Republican and I've got a wide stance. I'll bet the Senator can use my services.

Anonymous said...

Please apply and interview at the third stall in the airport. Be sure and bring a wide stance and a willingness to experience real republican values.

Anonymous said...

No Thanks. Sorry, I don't tap dance.

Anonymous said...

That ought to be a toe tapping good time for all

Anonymous said...

Oh come on, he's just recruiting for the Log Cabin Republicans.

Funny how the R's hide that group and choose rather to Clinton/Monica us to death.....over and over and over and over.....

.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Anonymous said...

tune of "TipToe Through the Tulips"

Tappy Toe, through the toilets,
In the Rest Room Stalls,
Of public places,
Larry wants to Tappy Toe,
Through the toilets,
With manly you.

He's got a wide stance
When he's toilet sitting,
Can reach to other stalls,
On both sides of him,
Larry wants to Tappy Toe,
Through the toilets,
With manly you.

bigfan said...

um, uhh, NO THANKS!!!

Anonymous said...

I have (tap) a nervous habit (tap) of tapping my (tap) feet when I'm (tap) concentrating. (tap)

Double Fake Danny Kaye

Anonymous said...

C'mon bend over and take it like a good GOP!

Anonymous said...

Well, Craig is as much an embarrassment to us republicans as was Bill Clinton to the dems. However, we are obliged to buy him a staff which will probably be of the same moral virtues as those we have hired for senior representative, Barney Frank (D), whose boyfriend was caught running a male prostitute ring out of Frank's apartment. Uh....you expect morality in our public servants? Let's not overdo it OK?

Anonymous said...

I don't have much use for fag politicians or any other form of gaydom for that matter,but come on dude, you were busted dead to rights. I can at least respect Barney Fag er, uhm, I mean Franks.

Denney Crane said...

Due to difficulties with security, final interviews will be private and held at Dulles International Airport.

Anonymous said...

And let's not forget Jeff Gannon, the Ex-Marine Whitehouse reporter that had naked pictures of himself on gay escort sites and worked for the Conservative Websites GOPUSA and good ol' Talon News, and was very welcome in the Bush administration as a real reporter.

Jarhead said...

Gay Marines don't exist. That's probably why he was an "Ex" Marine. :))

**stomping feet with eyes closed and fingers in ears**

There are no gay Marines,
There are no gay Marines,
There are no gay Marines,
There are no gay Marines,
There are no gay Marines,
There are no gay Marines,
There are no gay Marines,
There are no gay Marines,

Anonymous said...

Jarhead, of course, was clicking his ruby slippers together as he wished for that to be true.