2.18.2008

Hypothetically . . .



. . . I just called one of my hypothetical DWI clients and got his "wait tone" of music which was none other than Merl Haggard's "I Think I'll Just Stay Here And Drink."

Hypothetically, of course.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Barry - Is he a repeat offender or just some loser inspired by a drunken idol like Merle Haggard?

Anonymous said...

I represented a client who was fighting for custody of her kids based upon her alleged drug use. Her answering machine played "Cocaine."

Anonymous said...

12:59 - I guess in your profession, you see it all! I give you credit and I am thankful for folks like you who hang in there to make sure anyone has a chance to test the law in court. The attitude of that client gives me a headache!

Anonymous said...

I've never called Barry's office, but I wonder if his hold music says "Superman that ho," as in "Bring your checkbook."

Anonymous said...

No, his hold music is soulja boy. You should see him do the dance at Frilly's.

Anonymous said...

But if he stays "here" and drinks, he won't be on the road, thus avoiding the possibility of another DWI - hypothetically.
I'm just sayin'

Anonymous said...

Love that Frilly's when someone will play "Silver Wings".