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2.18.2008

How I Spent My Weekend

Do not click here. Trust me. You do not want to see that. Really.

Edit: On a very unrelated note, I saw on The Today Show that Lindsay Lohan has recreated a semi-nude photo-shoot of Marilyn Monroe in New York magazine. And even though pics have already leaked onto the Internet, my Liberally Lean Manual of Good Taste indicates that I can't link to them. Than manual has some very weird standards.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Get the popcorn ready!

Fatchixr4losers said...

Holy smokes Barry,due to my extrememely perverted nature, I never thought I'd ever tell ANYONE they've crossed the line,you have however have proven me wrong once again.

Anonymous said...

Sir, I do not want to see you and ex wife #6.

Anonymous said...

Oh.

My.

God.

mzchief said...

Hmmmm...
Some anonymous commentator was right when they stated that as the years wear on you are showing an interest in chunkier women.

Anonymous said...

so, the secret is out, our little bubear is a chubby chaser, huh?

Anonymous said...

Uuugggghhh! I should have trusted you. You were right. I couldn' resist. Now I'm sorry. I'll never doubt you again.

Anonymous said...

Looks like warmth in the winter, a shade tree in the summer, and a different wrinkle everyday to me?

Jarhead said...

I could only "stomach" 3 seconds and then I threw up in my mouth.

Anonymous said...

YOUR A SICK SICK LITTLE MAN

Anonymous said...

Excuse me while I gouge my eyes out before I comment. brb...

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Anonymous said...

How could you?!?!?!

mzchief said...

Ahem...
Marilyn NEVER looked THIS rough. Lyndsay has MORE freckles than a red-headed leprechaun.

broken banjo said...

I'm pretty sure that I saw that woman serving my kid a sloppy joe in the elementary school cafeteria.

Anonymous said...

He told you not to click there! Sshhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh!

Bulldog said...

NASTY! (Mzchief, that you?)

Anonymous said...

She has to many freckles to poss nude. Well at least they should have air brushed her.

Anonymous said...

Holy molie!!!

I have an insatiable desire to play connect the dots.

Anonymous said...

Barry, Thanks for taking her home and clearing up one of the aisles at Walmart this weekend.

Anonymous said...

Luckily, my wife typed this for me. I can't any longer due to gouging my eyes out after that video!

Anonymous said...

Now we know what was left out of house of r&r's "myspace angle" profile picture.

lovelit said...

Lohan's not comparable to Monroe in the looks department. Marilyn beat her hands down!!! They both may have/have had messed up lives, but that's where the parallel ends.

Anonymous said...

Please, someone explain the media attraction with Lohan. Seriously...anyone? Freckled up SKANK!

Anonymous said...

I've never understood the attraction, either. Guess it must be the car wreck with massive injuries thing. People don't want to look but can't turn away, either.
All the no talent skanks have figured out that if they spin out of control, they are guaranteed plenty of pub. Most of them couldn't get a decent roll in a bakery. (get it? roll/role? it's funnier if you hear it!)
I wish the media would just ignore them. I don't care!

Anonymous said...

I CANNOT believe my husband posted that video of us, he promised!!!!!