2.20.2008

And Another


Basic facts: She's 32, a teacher, and had sex with a student on his 18th birthday off campus.

The Verdict: Puullheeeeze. Can I sign the "not guilty" form without having to leave the jury box? And this happened in Arkansas! How could this possibly be illegal in Arkansas? (And the fact that she looks exactly like a friend of mine has nothing to do with the verdict.)

Edit: Better pic.


Next case.

(Thanks emailer)

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Since I can't post on your blog about "Political Sorriness" I'm trying to cram it in here. Vote for Craig Estes? You've got to be kidding. I hope you are kidding. Sorry that guy blocked that lawyer guy's picture, but I can't bring myself to vote for a piece of furniture.

Anonymous said...

vote for thomas aberg hes the perfect fit for the office and he will do te best job

Anonymous said...

If she was not a teacher, it wouldn't be a crime at all! Ok..so she gave liquor to a minor. The sex part is consenting and she scored a younger hunk. Soooo?

gern blansten said...

the first pic sorta looks like Allison Janney on the West Wing

Anonymous said...

I'd bang her like the recess bell on the last day of skool.

Jarhead said...

I had a friend in college who nailed his calculus TA (they call them "TA"s for a reason you know) and never went to class or showed up for tests and got an "A." Then he broke up with her after the semester ended.

I tried to take her class the next semester because I really needed an "A" in calculus but she wasn't teaching.

Actually I probably woulda got an A++ with a cherry on top.

The Devil said...

Jarhead...No, no you didn't...have a friend that is...but I am sure you could imagine what it would be like!

Anonynothing Whatever said...

3:19PM here - I didn't say anything bad about any Wise Guy politicos, except Estes, because I don't live in Wise County, but I darned well live in Mr. Furniture's district, and I will state again that I will not vote for him. I got to/had to shake his hand one time - it was a limp, wimpy and damp handshake. YUCK. Then I had to listen to him.

I was totally not impressed then, and totally not impressed now. Oh, and he graduated from Oral Roberts University......GACK! I even think he was a car salesman in Wichita Falls. Excellent qualifications - NOT!

I'd also bet that Mr. Stafford didn't actually, himself, set that sign in front of that lawyer's. Thank you to that nice person who moved the sign, although I wonder if he put it there in the first place?

Sadly, they are both repugs, and I won't be voting for either in the primaries.

In the finals, I'll vote for the real estate agent who is also the President of the Denton ISD School Board, instead of a car salesman.

This kind of reminds me of Phil King vs. Joe Tison.

Politics - YUCK.

Anonynothing Whatever said...

I thought you told us once, jarlid/jerklid, that you had a teenie peenie? Or was MzCreep just jacking with you?

What makes you think that loose teacher would have even given you a second look?

And dammit, besides that, what would your wife think about that post, if she's smart enough to even be able to read? I do wonder about her, since she's married to you.

You are disgusting.

Jarhead said...

You're right, devil. He was more of an acquaintance than a friend...

Anonymous said...

That's a hell of a thing to say

Jarhead said...

4:52,

If you think I'm bad on paper, you should meet me in person!

And you're right about my poor wife. I keep her blindfolded and locked in a closet, the poor retarded soul. On occasion I do let her out... she cooks a mean pot of Ramen noodles!

Anonymous said...

Jarhead--- I have one thing to say:
YOU ARE IRREVERENT----------------
That's kind of like being irrelevant only more fun.

Anonymous said...

Your wife should kick your arse, you cylindrical glass or earthenware vessel with a wide mouth and no handles/invertebrate organism. Investment banker? My a$$.

Anonymous said...

Women who have sex with a boy are not only child molesters, they just have not ever met a man who understands women.

Same thing for men who have sex with a female child.

Get a rope and use it!

Anonymous said...

Jarhead made me giggle. Out loud.

Anonymous said...

3:39, reverse it... "Hey, who cares if he got a girl drunk. She wanted it, and he got to score a teenager". Soooo?
It's illegal for a teacher to seduce a student. It doesn't matter if the "victim" is sexually mature and would seem to be willing. There are thousands of young guys doing hard time right now because they got mixed up with willing, aggressive, sexually mature girls. Their lives are ruined. Why should a woman be allowed to have sex with a student just because she is "hot"?

Anonymous said...

Do you think this trend we are seeing has anything to do with the fact that young men are at the peek of sex drive at a young age. And that as women become older they think. If I had known this at an earlier age, I would have done things a little diffrent. Then they have the oppourtunity....?
Why is this happening more with females than male teachers or is that all Barry would like to report on. I think that Barry has a desire to be a young student with a hot teacher?

Jarhead said...

Okay, you got me. I'm not really an investment banker.

I'm an anonymous, irrelevant, wait... I meant irreverent blog poster.

Damn this is fun.

Anonymous said...

Regardless of age, it violates the code of ethics that applies to all teachers and it is illegal. It is abuse of power, not to mention disgusting. She is messed up. I guess she can return that teching certificate and sign up to toss burgers at a fast food joint now. That is about $30,000 wasted on a degree in education.

Anonymous said...

Well, we know all these teachers and so forth are liberal, cause conservative weenieless do not like sex, and want to put everybody in prison that does. Male conservatives would rather look at a picture of Pamela Anderson and catch a sample in a jar one time, and use that for as long as it last when trying for a kid doing artifical insemination, because conservative lack of weenie wives don't like sex either. This is the only method that is not a sin. You go conservatives! (insert fish symbol here), and not the one of Darwin eating the Church Fish either.

Anonymous said...

Three little boys were at recess during their grueling school day. The first little boy said "I've had sex with my teacher." The second little boys said "I've had sex with my teacher too."
The third little boys said "Well, I've had sex with my teacher as well."
The first little boy said "Well, I had sex with my Home Room Teacher." The second little boy said "I had sex with my P. E. Teacher."
The third little boy said, "Well, I am home schooled."

Anonymous said...

how can he be at recess if he is home schooled? i don't get it ?!?!?

Anonymous said...

Don't mean to bring everybody down and get all legal and stuff, but according to Arkansas law, even though he was 18, it was consentual, the fact that made it illegal was that they were NOT related.

Anonymous said...

10:59 Your sick. Funny though. I guess he has homework in anatomy every day.

Anonymous said...

I am sure Mr. Stafford would be glad to relocate his sign if he could identify where this one is located. With lots of volunteers putting signs out, I am sure there was no intention to do anything disrespectful to any other candidate. Mr. Stafford is a freedom loving Texan, and certainly the best candidate in this race. Senate seats are not for sale in Texas!

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

LOL at 4:00pm.

Now, back to the sign drama!

*roll eyes*

Anonymous said...

I would lick her toes