2.21.2008

And Another (Sheesh, My Crinimal Justice System Is Getting Clogged Up.)



Facts: It was sex with a kid 17 or under on three separate occasions.

Seduction Method: Used poems (????) and bought him a cell phone.

Her age: 38

Verdict: Oh, my. I knew I had a breaking point and it is time to draw the proverbial line. We need to send a message to all teachers our there (other than those in their 20s who are remotely hot as well as select 30 year olds) that we will not tolerate the abuse of our male children (even though it causes said children to run out and buy a smoking jacket and cool sunglasses.) So.........We, the jury of me, sentence you to 30 days in the hoosegow. No probation. Trustee status granted. Credit three days for one.

Next case.

(Thanks emailer.)

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sure! He snitched to his folks! He was poking fun at her and betrayed the whole thing. He should be punished for snitching! By looking at her, you can tell she is not a wild, hot predator.

Pseudonym said...

beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...so was she teaching at a blind school?

Anonymous said...

Hey 2:51 - you may be wrong on that one.

She might do ok with a sack over her head.

:-)

Anonymous said...

I am really starting to take offense at your punishment "grading" system. I don't think being "hot" qualifies as a defense under our system. Is it not enough that if you are rich or famous, that you can get away with murder ... at least at a substantially reduced sentence. But this teacher grading system is really starting to PISS me off.

Barry, surely you don't think that parents send their kids to school to try to score with teacher? I don't think teenage boys are any more ready to have sex with older people than teenage girls NO MATTER HOW MUCH THEY THINK THEY ARE. Having sex with teacher may be one of those stupid boy fantasies, but like most fantasies, it should remain that.

These women went to school to be teachers, to work for the good of kids ... they have failed in that regard. That is a line that should never be crossed. No matter how hot the teacher or how willing the student.

Anonymous said...

She could make a freight train (or a 17 year-old) take the dirt road.

Anonymous said...

I think I would just have to accept the grade I earned in this case.

AnObiter said...

You sound horribly ape'ish in these little "trials" you're conducting...

Jarhead said...

3:16,

You must be a laugh riot at parties.

This one is definately guilty. Off with her head!!

Anonymous said...

Good gosh, ooh boy and sheesh for poster 3:16.

Now we are getting sermons on this blog.

:-0

Anonymous said...

An F would be fine but thanks for the offer anyway.

Anonymous said...

Even with a bag on her head, I just don't think I could do it.

The Devil said...

Pseudo...In this case it is "Beauty is in the eyes of the beer holder"!

Anonymous said...

All you liberal weenies ready to give home schooling a try?

Anonymous said...

Puts a whole new meaning to truth or dare!

Gorilla said...

I don't think I could drink her into my strike zone.

Anonymous said...

Well it looks like another teacher just traded in a $30,000 teaching certificate for a Jack-in-the-box hat. I do not understand how these women allow themselves to stoop to this level. A 38 year old with a 17 year old is disgusting. What is wrong with these women that they can't find someone their own age? I am a teacher and this repulses me. Teachers should focus their energy on teaching. (with the lights on)

Anonymous said...

Somehow, I don't think I'd have the heart to laugh about it if it were a 38 year old male teacher engaging in a sexual relationship with his 17 year old female student.

Atilla the horny said...

Maybe men have more sense and self control---contrary to popular belief.

Anonymous said...

My tiolet just got clogged up.

Anonymous said...

5:02 - were YOU home schooled?

Anonymous said...

10:35

What's a "tiolet"?

Never mind. I don't wanna know. But...er....good luck getting it unclogged.

Anonymous said...

I would NOT lick her toes!

Anonymous said...

You tellin me that at 17 you wouldn't hit it?

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

I don;t think I hear Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" runnin' through my head when I see her picture.

And yeah jarhead, I'll bet 3:16pm just lights up the room at a pary.

Crud Bonemeal said...

I think Dr. Laura has finally found Barry's blog. See 3:16's post.

Anonymous said...

Why is it that you contiue to show the "bad apples" of the teaching profession? Is it because you are tired of lawyers being the brunt of the "corrupt" jokes all the time?
Thanks, Barry, for your support of the hard working teacher who receives little pay for the never ending jobs they do. I am so very sick and tired of teachers catching the rap for all the ills of society. YOU WERE ALL taught be teachers and looks like most of you turned out pretty well in spite of yourselves.
Barry, all I can say is you must have (maybe still do) had a major thing for one or more of your teachers and this must be the only way you can get back at them (profession) for their rejection of your advances. You're pretty transparent in that.

Jarhead said...

Damn. This post is really bringing out all the wet blankets, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

Happy to tell you, Jarhead, I'm nooooooo wet blanket! :-)