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2.22.2008

From The Update

What happened to the days when a rabbit was just cute and furry and didn't have to be all tricked up with the latest and coolest tattoos? Nothing disgusts me more than to see a rabbit with one of those "ying and yang" tattoos on its lower back right above that cottonball tail. That, my friends, is the tell-tale sign of a promiscuous rabbit. And you know those rabbits are going to regret it when they get older.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I bet they are taking the pot.

Jarhead said...

Damn rabbits these days. It's all the fault of the parents. Young rabbits are given too much freedom and are spoiled rotten! Whatever happend to the days when a rabbit had to work for a living to earn money?

I tell ya, it's a poor reflection on society when rabbits are allowed to get tattooed.

I'm disgusted.

Bulldog said...

My wife's rabbit is tatooed AND pierced!

Anonymous said...

Next thing you know they'll be sporting nipple rings and cheep sunglasses.

Anonymous said...

Yea, but you gotta admit, it's kinda funny when they get their tongue ring stuck between their front teeth.

Anonymous said...

I keep beggin my old lady to have her rabbit pierced.

Anonymous said...

The REAL problem is all those damn rabbits sneaking across the Rio Grande at night and getting fat on OUR CABBAGE!!!

Anonymous said...

Animal cruelty!

anonymous said...

if i get my bunny a butterfly tattoo and put a pair of blue jeans on it would Brad Paisly come check it for ticks??

Anonymous said...

methinks the bubear protests too much.

Mr. Mike Honcho said...

It all started with Bunnies getting cell phone and texting all the time.

Texting... it will be our downfall!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

damn that gary clayton!

must be a slow news day for the update

Anonymous said...

My wife's like a rabbit in some ways. The tramp stamp says it all.

Anonymous said...

PETA will surely put a stop to this! First, the little critters insist on wearing fur and now tattoos. PETA is definitely on the way!

Anonymous said...

I had a rabbit tattooed on my chest. I was impressed at how calmly he just sat there.

Anonymous said...

How do they know which rabbits want tattoos?

Silicone Alley said...

Does this mean the price of rabbit's foots go up if they have tattoos on them?

Anonymous said...

I'm sure you know this, but this is for those who don't. They do that for show purposes.