12.05.2007

Holy Hanakaa!



I just learned that Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson are Jewish. When did this happen?

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Neither one will be wife #5 unless you learn how to spell Hanukkah.

Portman grew up in Israel, kind of a give-away, don't you think?

Anonymous said...

Why does it matter? Seems strange that you think it's news.

Pseudonym said...

Natalie Portman was born in Israel. Scarlett Johansson has a Jewish mother.

Anonymous said...

Is that anything like Hanukkah?

Monty python said...

Scarlett Johansson has got to be the hottest thing going these days.

She's got huuuuuuuuugggggeee.....tracts of land!!!

Anonymous said...

It makes you wonder what the h___ the Germans were thinking back in the 1930s and 1940s.

Anonymous said...

Are they going to light one less candle to save the earth?

Anonymous said...

Barry,

That's it - no more Jewish women for you! You've been warned!

Hyman Roth
Moe Green

Miami, FL

Anonymous said...

goodness gracious i love scarlett.

thank you barry for posting her picture today instead of britney.

Pseudonym said...

Some more Hanukkah treats here

Anonymous said...

Does that mean they won't eat the sausage?

bgirl said...

Sort of like a dirty old man's version of Adam Sandler's Hanukkah song, yes?

vince vaughan said...

Scarlett = motorboat deluxe. Those babies are built for speed!

Damn.

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Think Frustrated said...

Hanukkah.

Natalie Portman is Israeli.

Bris boy said...

You never call your mother. Eat your vegetables. Leave the Gentiles alone..Call your Granfather Schlomo. NOW..Love Mom. Mazel Tov

Denney Crane said...

They must wait 3 years after their nose job to make it public. KOSHER

Anonymous said...

Ok so Naboo is a Jewish planet?