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12.07.2007

Friday Dance Off

Entry #1: ABBA's "Dancing Queen" + Neiman Marcus 100th anniversary shindig in downtown Dallas + free alcohol + rented tuxedos + white people "dancing" = exactly what you'd expect. (Source) Entry #2: Memphis Black Pride Festival and"The Cupid Shuffle"

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh no! Line dancing has moved from the C&W bar scene to ethnic festivals. Change the shoes to boots and the clothes to Wranglers and this group could be at any C&W bar in the country.

Anonymous said...

If a Banjo is involved count me in.

Anonymous said...

OMG. The ying and the yang. What a comparison. Look a the african-americans heads and how they all bob up and down together with the beat. Then go look at the crazy crackers all going every which-a-way with no beat whatsoever. Crazy Crackers.

Andria said...

I think we have a clear winnner. However, I would really like to see the lady in the striped tank top and short-shorts in the front row of the Memphis video break it down with the troll-like white guy with the bad haircut (and I realize this describes most of the men in the NM video...I'm talking about the one who was dancing with the skeletal woman in the green evening gown about 1/2 way through).

Andria said...

Oh yeah, can Friday Dance Off become a regular feature? Please, please???

Anonymous said...

White people can't dance.

Anonymous said...

That's down right discouraging for this Whitey! I'm never going to be cool! Thanks Barry!

Anonymous said...

Barry you need to get the Southpark clip regarding the boys getting "served" by some black kids. It shows a black group trying to out dance the Southpark boys (classic scene is when Kyle or Stan does Achey Breaky Heart--however you spell that).

mzchief said...

I was EMBARASSED for the white folks who were all dressed up bobbing and weaving. WHAT was with all the cat calling eeerrrr...singing to "Dancing Queen?"

There was a woman at the Memphis Festival, in particular the one in the front row without a bra and micron thin white top and shorts, who could have used a couple of YARDS more clothing.

What is it with HUGELY FAT chicks who believe tiny, unbreathably tight clothing makes them trim and sexy?

Anonymous said...

10:51- Yeah, well black people can't work, or pull their pants up, or stop breeding.

Anonymous said...

All the men at NM "dancing" - look like boxing kangaroos.

Anonymous said...

THANK U enough said! :)

Denney Crane said...

Entry #2 wins hands down... Too many men in Entry #1 who wanted to meet Dick.

Anonymous said...

Do you think that Tall Blonde in the middle got that Garbage Bag she's wearing at NM? She can barley keep it on her shoulders!

Anonymous said...

um, the cupid shuffle and line dancing in general, didn't start in any C&W bar, 9:49.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJQKBk4oDr4

an instructiona video for all the two left footed whiteys

Gorilla said...

The fat chicks wearing their Rockies at Cowboys in Arlington doing the "Electric Slide" beat'em both - hands down.

Anonymous said...

Africa must be a wonderful place to.............. Oh wait, it's kind of a sh----hole. WTF?

Anonymous said...

I really like the guy that joins the front row about half way through with the green polo shirt, fannie pack, back pack purse thing and what pimp stick? Did anyone else notice this guy? I had to watch him twice!

Anonymous said...

Fedex must have had to shut down that day cause all of it's employees were at the park dancing. Memfrica is a cesspool.

Anonymous said...

im a white kid and im pretti sure i could serve all those people in the second video. Some white ppl can dance im proof!

Anonymous said...

There's not a rats rear end worth of difference between either one of these videos. White this and black that- you're seeing what you want to see.

my cracker... said...

Yep...the white people can't dance. BUT...Every Black guy in the second video, would be climbing over each other to get at any of the White girls in the first video.

Anonymous said...

If the only thing in the world that mob of chimps in the second video has on me is dancing I can definitely live with that.Besides unless you're a stripper or a ballroom dance competitor aren't you dancing for the enjoyment of yourself and your partner?