Now THAT was funny! I like the conclusion--our real problem was an "infestation of reporters"!
"A bad case of loose-jaw syndrome." Yup, sounds like they're talking about Decatur and the "tremendously popular" LLFTLODQ......;)Aren't you just the Super Cult Hero of the Metroplex? I know it warms your tummy -- good for you. =)
It was alot funnier when it was crabs. dang the scientists that had to tell the truth!
I blame barry
Didn't take a scientist. People blogging about it knew there was no way it could be crabs.
I just don't buy it. How the hell would "bird mites" get on a toilet? Although it doesn't say much for the sexual preference of some Wise County gents.
Bud Kennedy finally gave our county a few well deserved compliments in the midst of the crab hysteria.And congratulations to Barry for having such a great blog site and being recognized for it.I'm also proud of County Judge McElhaney - he's a neat guy with a good sense of humor - so refreshing. He's doing a wonderful job.
I'm not so certain that contracting bird mites would be any better than contracting crabs! Both are pretty icky and contagious!
Wow! Only in Wise County, Texas - GRACKLE FETISHES! I knew you Wise Guys were strange, but I didn't think ya'll were that perverted.
Lets break this down to the bare elements:-Barry got the report early on from someone in the courthouse-reported the wrong thing before all the information could be properly channeled-made our county look even worse than most people already think it isOnce again thanks Barry!
To Barry...Congrats to YOU for becoming famous because of a case of "crabs."I THINK your mother AGAIN just died of shame.*OTFLOLHysterically*
hmm, which would be more of a scandal: Your son being involved with a case of crabs and being interviewed on the regional news or everyone suddenly finding out he's a gay dork?
12:13 - your remarks are just a bit on the crabby side.Better watch it - look what happened to Don Imus.
Another cover up. I say we burn the courthouse down just to make sure. Heck what do we have to loose?
Wait, so now it wasn't crabs and only had a case of the bird mites?Barry, how did you contract a case of the bird mites?
Get with the program 2:47PM, I already said some Wise Guys have Grackle Fetishes. Similar to Chicken Fetishes, but those only occur in east Texas, near the Tyson poultry farms.
You're just jealous, C4U, because you don't get near as many posts on your blog. Now, go get your roots done. I'm sure MzCreep will be glad to tag along. After that, you can pilate each other.
To anonyNOTHING 4:01...I do not take Pilates and Yoga at the same place as C4U.YOU would do well to remember The envious die not once, but as oft as the envied win applause." ~Baltasar Gracian, Spanish philosopher and monk (1601-1658)*StillLOL@U*
4:01: Baby, C4U doesn't get "jealous." I'm too hyped up on myself to give a sh*t. =)Second, don't need your extra anonymous posts -- don't want the monkey involvement either. Keep up...Roots. You're cute. B&W does great stuff for me. Also brings out the highlight/lowlight effects of my hair. We can address the "jealous" topic again on that one....;)MZ is right about my pilates class. It's too far from the golf course for her. She's welcome though...and she knows it. Stick your "Creep."Barry, you know how I feel about the damn monkeys gettin' out and wandering over to check their weight @ my place. [sighing but smiling, Sweetness]
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