4.12.2007

OK, You Wise County Babes . . .




American's Next Top Model is having a casting call this weekend. I cut out a portion of the requirements and pay particular attention to clause #13. (Click to enlarge.)

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

The thought of any Wise County heifer--I mean "woman" partially clothed or dare I say nude is enough to drive a man to suicide. You just can't unsee those type of things.

Anonymous said...

i haven't seen nearly as many suicides as i have pregnancies...so somebody must like us heifers.

Anonymous said...

Interesting, what if an average employer said you had to be at least five seven and a woman between 18 and 27 to get the job?

Anonymous said...

mooove over bubba4:23 your beer gut is obscuring my view.

moma247 said...

4:23, apparently you haven't been looking in the right places, or, most likely, you're one of the "typical" Wise County guys that most of us good looking girls totally avoid.

mzchief said...

To anonyNOTHING 5:19...

*OTFLOLHysterically*

EXCELLENT job of bitch slapping!

Anonymous said...

Good one Barry. Wise County Babes. And I thought clean dirt was the perfect oxymoron.

Anonymous said...

5:19PM, do not confuse desperation, alcohol intoxication, and lack of sex education for liking heifers.

Anonymous said...

mzcheeiif or whatever your name is,

I don't understand you. you really piss me off. Why would you call them "anonyNOTHING" if you agree with them or you think they're funny?

You really piss me off with all of your capital words and all that crap. Just type normal and stop laughing at your own jokes.

Anonymous said...

Holy Crap Barry, sounds like they ripped off your potential girlfriend questionairre. Hey, you ever confuse that with one of your client intake questionairres? That would be funny.

Annie Jokely said...

...note to self: step up the self-imposed barfing and go try out for this...