American's Next Top Model is having a casting call this weekend. I cut out a portion of the requirements and pay particular attention to clause #13. (Click to enlarge.)
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Anonymous
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The thought of any Wise County heifer--I mean "woman" partially clothed or dare I say nude is enough to drive a man to suicide. You just can't unsee those type of things.
4:23, apparently you haven't been looking in the right places, or, most likely, you're one of the "typical" Wise County guys that most of us good looking girls totally avoid.
Holy Crap Barry, sounds like they ripped off your potential girlfriend questionairre. Hey, you ever confuse that with one of your client intake questionairres? That would be funny.
11 comments:
The thought of any Wise County heifer--I mean "woman" partially clothed or dare I say nude is enough to drive a man to suicide. You just can't unsee those type of things.
i haven't seen nearly as many suicides as i have pregnancies...so somebody must like us heifers.
Interesting, what if an average employer said you had to be at least five seven and a woman between 18 and 27 to get the job?
mooove over bubba4:23 your beer gut is obscuring my view.
4:23, apparently you haven't been looking in the right places, or, most likely, you're one of the "typical" Wise County guys that most of us good looking girls totally avoid.
To anonyNOTHING 5:19...
*OTFLOLHysterically*
EXCELLENT job of bitch slapping!
Good one Barry. Wise County Babes. And I thought clean dirt was the perfect oxymoron.
5:19PM, do not confuse desperation, alcohol intoxication, and lack of sex education for liking heifers.
mzcheeiif or whatever your name is,
I don't understand you. you really piss me off. Why would you call them "anonyNOTHING" if you agree with them or you think they're funny?
You really piss me off with all of your capital words and all that crap. Just type normal and stop laughing at your own jokes.
Holy Crap Barry, sounds like they ripped off your potential girlfriend questionairre. Hey, you ever confuse that with one of your client intake questionairres? That would be funny.
...note to self: step up the self-imposed barfing and go try out for this...
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