Jane is an aging, or aged, bubble headed bleached blonde that Don Henley sang about in dirty laundry.
Those talking heads sound intelligent when they're reading the news that somebody else wrote. But when they have to cover live news unprepared they become blithering idiots.
"Jane, I think that noise was your pea-sized brain rolling out of your ear and bouncing on the floor."
I was local-channel surfing during all of this. My household was, thankfully, safe. All I can say about Channel 5 (KXAS/nbc5i.com, whatever), is it seemed to me David was losing it as well. It was like he was getting old-timer's disease or something - especially during the cyclonic/anti-cyclonic period.I'm sure he had many distractions, that ear-piece blaring, etc., but James Ate A Lot really came to his aid many times. I'm liking Faux Four better and better these days. I loves me some Dan Henry and Mike Doocy. As the storms started moving east towards Dallas, I switched to Channel 8, but I just can't seem to relate to those folks.
That reference to "James Ate A Lot" was hilarious!
Jane, you ignorant slut!
Sorry Barry...I didn't get the "Big Deal" in that post. Also not sure how "Pea Sized Brain" and "Ignorant Slut" apply to someone on this one. There were some pretty bad storms blowing through, don't you think? It was OK to be a little frightened.
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