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Hello Everyone,
I was just informed by the Extension Office that they have spoken with an Urban Entomologist, DR. Michael Merchant, who states that the courthouse could not be infested on that level with crabs, they do not and can not live in that means. His guess is that the insects found were mites. We are sending him a sample and will have the final answer by tomorrow afternoon.
[- County Judge's representative]
Well, that certainly takes all the fun out of it. But obviously we have the biggest government cover up since JFK. I'm getting Oliver Stone on the horn.
14 comments:
Boy, are you gonna be/already are in deep shiate.......you gossiping fear monger, you.
They're lying.
hey i have een some of the repeat customers to the court house it wouldnt suprise me and besides it wouldnt be a problem if the goverment didnt try to cover it up good work barry great shot on fox 4
It appears that someone is not doing a through cleaning of our beloved courthouse i wonder if raid will donate products to help us out
I was the first to post on this issue and said as much. Can't be crabs. That is, unless dirty, itchy people are having relations in large quantities there in the courthouse.
Isn't Oliver Stone the same guy that said "We should look to Castro as one of the world's wisest people, one of the people we should consult." I love the liberal mindset.
My gosh. Think of the mass of humanity that uses the restrooms at the courthouse: prisoners, visitors, folks who work there - it could have been anybody.
If I worked there, I'd sure as heck be afraid to scratch any itch.
The cleaning staff may need a good lawyer before this mess subsides.
What's next? Athlete's Foot?
It was just a case of swamp gas burning a reflection off a weather balloon shining on a toilet in the wise county court house.( All the "crab" corpses will be housed at area 51 for further study.)
Good one 8:41. Can't we just see folks standing at the entrances being washed down with Lysol?
:-)
FYI...Do not eat at Courthouse Cafe today, their special is Crab Cakes!!!
How many of the insects was the Democrat "Get Out the Vote" program able to register as Democrats before the exterminators showed up?
In your case psuedo....a heat rash! Aren't you HOT in all that garb?
Republicans are known for planting bugs. Republicans meet at the court house, so Republicans must have planted them. Republicans seem like a crabby lot, anyway.
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