4.10.2007

I'm Reaching For A Big Bucket Of Paxil


As you probably heard, I'm not the father. I knew I could never trust her.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now we know the source of the crabs at the courthouse.

Anonymous said...

And you could trust any and all of those girls who you post as "My __________ wife?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, Barry, I'd have sworn she was yours, she looks just like you.

Anonymous said...

The whole situation is gross. Basic biology teaches us that a female is "ready" to become pregnant for just a day or two in a given month. Add to the beginning of that another day or two that a man's contribution to the process remains active, and it's a fact that there are only a few days in any month that intimacy can result in pregnancy. So in order for there to be genuine uncertainty as to which of all these guys is the father, the only picture that paints is one in which she basically was passed around for a few days among them all.

comment4U said...

11:29, you couldn't be more on target...that whole paternity thing should have her turning in her grave w/shame. But, you'd have to have a sense of shame to begin with....so.....

Nevermind.