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- Real crabs said to be "humiliated" and "hurt" by false allegations
- Mites found on toilet seats considering legal action after being mistaken for STD. Claim "we have worked too long and too hard" to be degraded like this
- Those involved plan to meet with crabs to apologize, express "deep regret"
- Many residents refuse to use courthouse pottys. Worry about "stuff gettin' on privates."
- Developing . . .
13 comments:
You better watch it BSG or you'll have everyone jumping on what you said and taking it totally serious without any doubts. Apparently some of the readers of this blog take everything you post as factual info coming from an expert. We all KNOW you would NEVER post anything that could possibly be opinion or rumor!
Right moma247...
BSG, this post was hilarious and genius!! I'm rolling!!
I do believe you should go interview the mites and the crabs (but not together).
OMG - Allen is sooooo hot!!!!
anon 1:30,
it's pretty obvious that you are Allen. You're not fooling anybody.
he is I want him!!!
yeah...he's reaaaaaaaalllll sexy.
Allen,
Get off Barry's blog and get back to work.
Your Bosses.
Allen - I call him Drop Dead Fred. Like, in The Flintstones.
Best post ever!
Allen is DYN-O-MITE
Maybe the County leaders need to purchase a black van, and with that van place cameras along the route that the every day working crab travels, then as the working crab is going to and from bathroom stall to bathroom stall, putting in 40 plus hours a week, WHAM...he gets a ticket in the mail!
Then the working crab would have to not pay some of his bills because he recieved a highly inflated ticket in the mail. Thats when Mrs. Crab would get mad and throw Mr. Crab out....thus having only half the crabs in the court house.
See those cameras are good, if you had to go just one day with the county leaders and see what they see you too would belive that the crab cameras save lives.
Drop dead Fred is too funny but Alan is a great guy
Is that Allen's head, or did his neck blow a bubble?
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