Investigation Begins In Fake Crab Story

- Real crabs said to be "humiliated" and "hurt" by false allegations
- Mites found on toilet seats considering legal action after being mistaken for STD. Claim "we have worked too long and too hard" to be degraded like this
- Those involved plan to meet with crabs to apologize, express "deep regret"
- Many residents refuse to use courthouse pottys. Worry about "stuff gettin' on privates."
- Developing . . .