And if you listen closely at dawn tomorrow, you can hear in the distance a tab on a Keystone Light being popped.
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4.11.2007
It's Race Week In Texas
And if you listen closely at dawn tomorrow, you can hear in the distance a tab on a Keystone Light being popped.
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I heard that Don Imus is going to drop the Green Flag. Thats if all of those "Nappy Headed Ho's" will leave him alone :)
omg, I have tickets to this event.
I'm guessing I shouldn't pack the champagne and crackers in the picnic basket?
When the motel rooms go from $29.99 to $99.99.
Can you hear me groaning?
femme
The second photo scarred my eyes.
NASCAR the last frontier of racial boundaries.
Hey was that Santa in the first picture? Sans reigndeer of course, it's Texas and NASCAR... who's got the bar-b-q sauce?
Geez, I wonder if I would get killed for bringing Guiness?
ill bet you couldnt drive a needle in a liberals ass with a sledge hammer, do yall ever have fun. sheeeesh.
Dear god man, don't bring any beer that doesn't sound American. They'll skin you alive and leave you for the buzzards. The smartest thing to do is act like you have chew in your mouth and whenever asked by one of these necks any kind of question just reply with the south will rise again.
9:05 - You'll be able to count the number of NHH's on one hand.
7:45 - No problem, just tell them its motor oil, that will impress the hell out of them.
9:12- yes, we have way more fun than you right-wingers.... It's called marijuana and pre-marital sex.
Shane gets an A+ in Texan "etiquette." ;)
I here Borat is making an appearance this year.
Let's see.........this wonderful and cultural event is taking place in one of the METROPLEX cities and counties, isn't it? Way too refined for my little Wise County blood.
Ok, I like the motor oil explanation for Guiness. I'll have to use that. At least I won't have to worry about anyone drinking my beer although I may have to worry about it ending up in some racers car.
shane rollins, its "chaw" not "chew" you carpetbagger!
Not all attendees at these events are red-necks. I went - twice! and few would recognize me either by the photos included or the reputations deserved. However, I've now been there and done that and have decided that noisy cars going round and round just doesn't cut it for me. Even the cultural value of “race fan watching” doesn’t justify the expenditure of time involved. I'll just go golfing instead.
GOOD GOD!!!! Russ Martin White Trash Party at Gilley's two weeks ago and now the Texas Motor Speedway, we are TRUE red-necks of Wise County.
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