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2.07.2007

Sex Does Sell

If I owned a company named Rick's Cabaret, I wonder if I would pay $4.9 million for a topless bar in the Dallas - Fort Worth area. Well, yes, I would? No name yet of the soon to be bought out club. You can even own a part of the company.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm betting its the Penthouse Club on Stemmons. They got in trouble with the law and agreed to shut down for 5 months.

Uh....at least that's what I've heard on the street...and from friends...no first hand knowledge of course.

Anonymous said...

12:42, Huggy Bear gave you the wrong info. "Word on the street" is the club will be in the old Newark grocery store that caught on fire. The girls will dance on the old produce loading dock while patrons slip S and H food stamps in their G strings. It will be a classy club serving Old Grandad Bourbon and a DJ spinning hits from Motley Crue. The name will be the Spread Eagle Mountain Lake Club and takes Visa, Matercard, and WIC. No minors allowed after 8 PM.

mzchief said...

Sooooo...Barry, EXACTLY what type of perks do YOU get for owning a MILLION shares of THEIR stock?

*GiGGLeS*

Anonymous said...

1:45, one of the best comments I have read on here! Thanks for the laugh!

Anonymous said...

Shut up SquareHead!

Anonymous said...

shut up mzchief

Anonymous said...

1:45, I've never been in the store, but if it's setup like an IGA with the managers booth, that would be an awesome DJ booth. Then you could get the conveyor belts to work on the check stands and you could do a Newark version of the O K Go video. Wow, you got more than just my hopes up!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Right on 8:39 PM, and wait til you getta load of the act that dancer on aisle 6 does on the lettuce scale next to the conveyor belt. I will never look at hand held grocery scanners the same!

TXsharon said...

Sex is the most horrible, disgusting, nasty, depraved thing there is, and you should save it for someone you truly love.

Anonymous said...

Is that where you went for your birthday?

Anonymous said...

Txsheehan , you make sex nasty !

Anonymous said...

TXSHARON,was it your father, brother or uncle that has made you feel this way? Tell us about your mother. Hold that thought, we'll be right back after this message.