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2.05.2007
The Craziest Question In The History Of Ever
I was asked a moment ago at the courthouse, "Can the parents of a sixteen year old girl consent to the marriage of their daughter to a 61 year old registered sex offender?"
That's not one that I know the answer to the top of my head. But if I had to guess, I'd guess the answer is "yes".
Edit: Apparently the question had arisen when someone was trying to obtain a marriage license from the county clerk's office.
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Isn't this one covered in the Cliff Notes of ambulance chasing?
Outstanding parenting . That's proof Wise county was founded by people that got kicked out of Arkansas.
LOL! I'm dying to know who ask you. Surely, they were joking.
Does the 61 yr. old man have warts cuz if he did Ricky might throw a veto at the marriage.
Was the toothbrush invented in Arkansas? If it had been invented somewhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
i hate newark.
i hate newark
i hate newark.
Good lord...well, at least it's presumably her 1st husband. She can always improve down the road....kidding
Seriously, the parents must be a few marbles short of intelligent or or decent, for that matter. Poor kid.
3:19 move.
Ah hell...I emphasized myself into a bad sentence...[sigh]
You are in TEXAS, of course the parents of the 16 year old can grant consent for their daughter to marry a 61 year old registered sex offender. The REAL question is, CAN the registered sex offender LEGALLY have contact with the minor PRIOR to marriage?
I say we let them get married, THEN arrest him. Along with her parents as accessories.
3:09 most folks from Arkansas only have one tooth to brush.
I can't believe parents of a 16 year-old girl would even think, for a moment, before shooting this guy's warts off!!!
Has she been givin the wart shot yet. You know that 61 yr old Dirty Bastard has to have clusters of them.
5:19, You have a mind like a steel trap. Glad you can grasp the obvious.
Anon 5:19 A...that's the whole focus of the joke. Catch a clue.
5:19 you must be from Arkansas.
Thank you Barry, for providing me with my "What the f##k?" of the day.
I had gone all day and was worried that it wouldn't occur.
Surely the parents could have found someone closer to their daughters age in the trailer park.
After looking at the Sex Offenders Registry, there are three men on the list who are around 61. They all looked nasty, disgusting, and gross. I guess they are required to smirk for the camera.
Hey!!! Bill Clinton is from Arkansas. And I would guess from all the action he got over the years he's decorated with a few warts. I wonder if it is him. He does like 'em young. He does have nice teeth though.
Of course you can ...That's how SquareHead was given away!!!
i give props to the 61 year old bat.... he must still got it if he can get a spring chicken
Surely her parents have a bad case of dyslexia...61=16!
The governor of Arkansas has free dental coverage
Mommy likely wants the guy for a son-in-law so she can make out with him.
The whole thing is sick.
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