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2.05.2007

The Craziest Question In The History Of Ever

I was asked a moment ago at the courthouse, "Can the parents of a sixteen year old girl consent to the marriage of their daughter to a 61 year old registered sex offender?" That's not one that I know the answer to the top of my head. But if I had to guess, I'd guess the answer is "yes". Edit: Apparently the question had arisen when someone was trying to obtain a marriage license from the county clerk's office.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't this one covered in the Cliff Notes of ambulance chasing?

Anonymous said...

Outstanding parenting . That's proof Wise county was founded by people that got kicked out of Arkansas.

Anonymous said...

LOL! I'm dying to know who ask you. Surely, they were joking.

Anonymous said...

Does the 61 yr. old man have warts cuz if he did Ricky might throw a veto at the marriage.

Anonymous said...

Was the toothbrush invented in Arkansas? If it had been invented somewhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Anonymous said...

i hate newark.
i hate newark
i hate newark.

comment4U said...

Good lord...well, at least it's presumably her 1st husband. She can always improve down the road....kidding

Seriously, the parents must be a few marbles short of intelligent or or decent, for that matter. Poor kid.

Anonymous said...

3:19 move.

comment4U said...

Ah hell...I emphasized myself into a bad sentence...[sigh]

mzchief said...

You are in TEXAS, of course the parents of the 16 year old can grant consent for their daughter to marry a 61 year old registered sex offender. The REAL question is, CAN the registered sex offender LEGALLY have contact with the minor PRIOR to marriage?

Anonymous said...

I say we let them get married, THEN arrest him. Along with her parents as accessories.

Anonymous said...

3:09 most folks from Arkansas only have one tooth to brush.

Anonymous said...

I can't believe parents of a 16 year-old girl would even think, for a moment, before shooting this guy's warts off!!!

Anonymous said...

Has she been givin the wart shot yet. You know that 61 yr old Dirty Bastard has to have clusters of them.

Anonymous said...

5:19, You have a mind like a steel trap. Glad you can grasp the obvious.

m&m said...

Anon 5:19 A...that's the whole focus of the joke. Catch a clue.

Anonymous said...

5:19 you must be from Arkansas.

bigcatdaddy said...

Thank you Barry, for providing me with my "What the f##k?" of the day.

I had gone all day and was worried that it wouldn't occur.

Greta said...

Surely the parents could have found someone closer to their daughters age in the trailer park.

Anonymous said...

After looking at the Sex Offenders Registry, there are three men on the list who are around 61. They all looked nasty, disgusting, and gross. I guess they are required to smirk for the camera.

June FN Cleaver said...

Hey!!! Bill Clinton is from Arkansas. And I would guess from all the action he got over the years he's decorated with a few warts. I wonder if it is him. He does like 'em young. He does have nice teeth though.

Anonymous said...

Of course you can ...That's how SquareHead was given away!!!

Anonymous said...

i give props to the 61 year old bat.... he must still got it if he can get a spring chicken

Gator said...

Surely her parents have a bad case of dyslexia...61=16!

Anonymous said...

The governor of Arkansas has free dental coverage

Anonymous said...

Mommy likely wants the guy for a son-in-law so she can make out with him.

The whole thing is sick.