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2.06.2007

I Can Wear One Of My Eight Wedding Rings Instead

With the passing of football until fall (and the beginning of my annual February & March depression), I try to think of positive things. For example. I played fantasy football but I don't deserve to be banished to Nerdville, U.S.A. like any guy that would order one of these.

7 comments:

m&m said...

March madness should take care of that depression. And you really, absolutely, definitely have to get one of those rings. How could life go on without one?

Gleemonex said...

First, pitchers & catchers report; then, March Madness; THEN Opening Day! C'mon Barry, the year's just gettin started ...

Anonymous said...

The bling for the king. It is a long hard road to trudge all 17 weeks of a fantasy season working your fingers to the bone making those trades.

On second thought...give me a taser to the gonads and two bottles of yahoo that should square it.

mzchief said...

To Barry...
I think the "Fantasy Football Ring" would be a LOVELY bit of bling for you to wear with YOUR "Fantasy Football Team Uniform".

Anonymous said...

Barry:
How many times have you been married? Have you been married in the history of ever?

Anonymous said...

Eight rings Barry? I thought crazed astronaut woman was to be wife #7

Anonymous said...

The last season of fantasy football, in the southwest conference, was won by a woman. It was her first time ever to play. Congrats are in order. GIRL POWER!!!