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2.09.2007

More Anna Nicole News

There's news that Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is making a claim that he might be the father of Anna Nicole's six month old baby. That got me thinking, so I put this list of potential fathers that DNA needs to exclude: 1. Rex Hoskins (Decatur Police Chief and current TV star) 2. Pseudonym (uses secret Canadian Love Moves) 3. Rook Ramsey (former Sheriff but could hold a cigar in exotic manner) 4. Skip Nichols (Messenger editor in chief or something like that - oozes power) 5. Trevor Brazile (Famous Decatur cowboy. Women love that stuff.) 6. Allen Williamson (alleged super lawyer - claims he had an affair with Anna last fall) 7. Andrew Rottner (Pres. North Texas Bank - probably has had picture taken with Anna) 8. Ed Winfrey (Decatur City Judge - claims he has "dirt" on Anna) 9. Sheriff David Walker (odds on favorite) 10. Kyle Story (Decatur coach - also capable of turning water into wine) Edit: Yeah, I know I've rejected a handful of comments.

27 comments:

HHL said...

my money is on Andrew "Photo-Op" Rottner. He is the only one on the list with more paparazzi following him than Anna Nicole Smith.

Anonymous said...

Pretty darned irreverent.

Anonymous said...

make it into a poll and see who wins. then do a seperate poll for the guys actually making the claim

comment4U said...

Shame...Pseudo wouldn't deign to touch Anna...

Anonymous said...

yes do a poll please!!!!!!!

doubletrouble333 said...

It's pretty obvious who it is. It's Bill Clinton.

Anonymous said...

would be simpler to do a list of people most likely NOT to be the father.

Greta said...

Wow. A million dollar baby.

m&m said...

I didn't see the obvious culprit on the list----Barry Green.

TXsharon said...

It can't be Rottner. He'd have to stand on a stump to kiss her.

Anonymous said...

You can have the Wiseguy poll, but I would request you add pics, because until I see what some of your other local yocals or choices look like, I would have to vote for the sheriff. That's just because I've seen his sweet little face plastered all over the place lately.

Anonymous said...

you forgot the obvious....BG.

It was a girl, so it has to be
the famous Wise county attorney and athlete from Paradise.....the splittail maker himself....Greg Lowery

Anonymous said...

Taking cowboys into consideration, I'd vote for Mike Lee.

Anonymous said...

POSSIBLY A BILLION DOLLAR BABY!
The Bush Administration backs Anna Nicoles claims!? See for yourself.

I hope that Baby WINS now that Anna Nicole is gone!

Anonymous said...

Just saw her mom on 20/20 - if she loved her daughter there would be no possible way that she could be that composed. Been there. My middle finger is up in the air to her mother.

Pseudonym said...

I did not have sex with that woman.

Anonymous said...

Anna Nicole would never stoop so low as to have an affair with someone with a law degree from Texas Wesleyan.

mzchief said...

To Barry...
YOUR name is NOT on the list. We ALL know how you feel about blondes with ahhh..uhhh...MASSIVE tatas.
*;)

Anonymous said...

Barry, are you running for office or just being a brown-noser?

Anonymous said...

I think it's classless putting this list together. Maybe the people on the list agreed to it, but I doubt it. If my name was on that list I would be whipping someones ass or better yet....suing them

Anonymous said...

You are such an asshole Barry.

Anonymous said...

Some people just have no sense and even less humor. As Barry well knows, there is no way to sue but I suppose some redneck might try assault.

Pseudonym said...

I am seeking a court injunction to shut down this blog if all references to Pseudonym, photos of him, sketches or drawings of him, quotations in whole or part, DNA samples, his underpants or medical charts, are not removed immediately from this blog. In fact if this comment finds its way onto the blog there will be hell to pay.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Anonymous said...

Nope, now her half-sister is saying the old geezer fathered the child - ANS saved some of his frozen sperm. YUK!

mzchief said...

To pseudonym...
YOU wear "underpants"? I had you pegged as a thong type of guy.

*GiGGLeS*

Anonymous said...

Judge Winfrey is definately going to stomp Barry's Greenbeans into the courthouse lawn after he reads this post. It's a good thing
you've ran in all those marathons, now you just have run until his truck runs out of gas.

June FN Cleaver said...

I've seen pictures of the baby. It sure looks alot like Coon Sherman.