There's news that Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband is making a claim that he might be the father of Anna Nicole's six month old baby. That got me thinking, so I put this list of potential fathers that DNA needs to exclude: 1. Rex Hoskins (Decatur Police Chief and current TV star) 2. Pseudonym (uses secret Canadian Love Moves) 3. Rook Ramsey (former Sheriff but could hold a cigar in exotic manner) 4. Skip Nichols (Messenger editor in chief or something like that - oozes power) 5. Trevor Brazile (Famous Decatur cowboy. Women love that stuff.) 6. Allen Williamson (alleged super lawyer - claims he had an affair with Anna last fall) 7. Andrew Rottner (Pres. North Texas Bank - probably has had picture taken with Anna) 8. Ed Winfrey (Decatur City Judge - claims he has "dirt" on Anna) 9. Sheriff David Walker (odds on favorite) 10. Kyle Story (Decatur coach - also capable of turning water into wine) Edit: Yeah, I know I've rejected a handful of comments.