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2.06.2007

You Know, Science Can Cure Anything

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11 comments:

Anonymous said...

How stupid! What did these guys do for him? In only 3 weeks they taught him how to screw the ladies and lay off the boys? I feel so much better about listening to him preach now - NOT!

mzchief said...

OOOKKKAAAAAYYYY!
I guess the tell-tale-sign that Ted Haggard is "completely heterosexual" is the fact that he CURRENTLY has a wife and children. Oh, wait! He had a wife and children when he was sort of homosexual.

WHAT A CROCK!

It is time for that self-righteous sleaze bag to get a REAL job and leave the preaching to someone who has MUCH less baggage. He has done as much TOO religion as Jimmy Swaggart, Jim Jones, and James Baker.
hmmmmm...perhaps sheeple should pay VERY close attention if their shepherd has ANY variation of the name "Jim" and now Ted)

Anonymous said...

He saw MzCreep's picture and was instantly thrown back to Gayville!!

Anonymous said...

Dear lord, thank you for this luscious meal, Amen! Pass the alter boys!

Anonymous said...

So if you went thru the reverse process that he did would you be completely homosexual?

Anonymous said...

What they did was strip him naked and hooked up electrodes to his penis and every time they showed him a picture of a little boy they would shock him.

And then they would show him pictures of Ronald Reagan ... Grandma Bush ... and the rest of the Republican right and make him repeat ...

I love Zer Republican Party ... I love Zer Girls ... War is Good .. Bush is Good ... AMEN

Anonymous said...

Puff one peter and you are a peter puffer for life. No do-overs.

Anonymous said...

9:23am- What flavor of kool aid do they serve you at the DNC socials? Can you scream like Howard Dean, you moron?

Anonymous said...

Well he may not suck one now but I bet he'd keep it in his mouth until the swelling went down.

Anonymous said...

1:26 you are BAD but, funny!

So.... they've cured his homo feelings. What about his look? He still looks gay to me. Don't they have plastic surgeons in those Homo Reversal Rehabs?

Anonymous said...

But science can't cure liberalism.