That's old and dumb news. Been on news and talk radio for a couple of weeks now. But I do agree with you that it is a waste of money.
My theory on things like that and like those storm warning systems, is that somebody in a position at a level of government that has authority to spend tax revenue, has a relative that works for or owns a business that makes urinal cakes and gets the business or there is a payoff.
Ridiculous! But the Gov IS a Liberal so what do you expect. ;) I just moved back to TX from NM. The drunk driving there is abhorrent. They'd do better to spend the money to try and find a way to keep repeat offenders off the damn roads. It's not unusual for someone to have 9 and 10 DUIs and to still be behind the wheel.
When one is whizzing, you do not make eye contact and you do not talk to strangers.
I think they should hook those cakes up to some blinking lights, like on the top of a slot machine. If you pee a .09 or greater, the lights flash, bells ring and quarters fall into the bottom of the urinal.
I'm thinking only the really drunk folks will fish those quarters out of the urinal.
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Talking Breath Mints for the drunks at Frilly's.
That's old and dumb news. Been on news and talk radio for a couple of weeks now. But I do agree with you that it is a waste of money.
My theory on things like that and like those storm warning systems, is that somebody in a position at a level of government that has authority to spend tax revenue, has a relative that works for or owns a business that makes urinal cakes and gets the business or there is a payoff.
Ridiculous! But the Gov IS a Liberal so what do you expect. ;) I just moved back to TX from NM. The drunk driving there is abhorrent. They'd do better to spend the money to try and find a way to keep repeat offenders off the damn roads. It's not unusual for someone to have 9 and 10 DUIs and to still be behind the wheel.
They just made another that replies...Tap the brakes chief you've not had enough to drink to take MzCreep home.
Major Man Rule Breakage...
When one is whizzing, you do not make eye contact and you do not talk to strangers.
I think they should hook those cakes up to some blinking lights, like on the top of a slot machine. If you pee a .09 or greater, the lights flash, bells ring and quarters fall into the bottom of the urinal.
I'm thinking only the really drunk folks will fish those quarters out of the urinal.
It makes me WONDER just how MANY blokes have been so STARTLED by The Voice that they hosed down their trousers.
"Hey big guy, you've had one too many. That girl you're talking to is a skank. Get in your car immediately and leave."
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