
Craziest story from the NBA All-Star Game in Las Vegas last weekend.
- After the game, Adam "Pacman" Jones of the Tennessee Titans (yep, that's a football team) decides to visit a strip club called Minxx. (Hey, now.)
- Inside the club is also rapper Nelly (he's kind of a white rapper since even I like some of his songs.)
- Nelly decides to "Make It Rain" which means he takes hand fulls of dollar bills and throws them up into the air thereby making them "rain" down on the strippers. (I would have liked to have seen that.)
- Pacman Jones, not to be outdone, starts to Make It Rain himself. (I'm soooo doing this at Frilly's tonight.)
- Something goes wrong (and here is where the facts get murky) but a melee breaks out.
- During the melee, a guy steals some money from Pacman and places the money in a trash bag and leaves. (I think Pacman had the money in a bag he was carrying - not sure.)
- The money is later recovered in a hotel room and it totaled $81,000!!! (That's right, Pacman Jones went inside a strip club with $81,000 in cash. Holy crap.)
- After the melee, a guy leaves and then comes back into the club and starts shooting. Three people are hit - one guy takes a bullet in the spine.
- I'm opening up a Minxx in Rhome this summer. Good times.
(News sources.)
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And who is responsible for these kinds of incidents? We are. The millions of idiots who pay $75, $100, $200 and more for tickets, jerseys and crapola. Mr. Pacman has a regular job otherwise. We're also responsible for high gas prices, high electric bills, "poor" schools, immigration and just about everything else we complain about. But we don't think that way. It's always because of someone else. Heck, we can't even realize that getting a speeding ticket is because we speed.
And how did this all get started?
Lawyers!
That’s right, these so called athletes are represented by agents who are also lawyers, the guy who gets a speeding ticket calls his lawyer to get him out of it, and if you don't like something, get a lawyer and sue.
As the song goes, "let’s kill all the lawyers, kill’em tonight"
Think I heard Eric Clapton singing in the background.
Holla!! Jus keepint reeal, suckasbeetchs!!!
$81K......
I need to stop by the Electric Boutique and pick up some work clothes for the old lady....
It's the gun manufacturers' fault. Who else?
If you can bring in the big spenders...I'll go to work for ya in the new club.
WOW!
Nelly needs a "BAG" of money at a strip joint so he can "Make It Rain" for the girls!? If $81,000+ is what it takes for Nelly to get some LOVE from strippers the guy MUST be a REAL douchebag.
The TRUE tragedy of it taking THAT much cash to catch the eye of a stripper is that our friend Barry MUST be a VERY lonely guy when he visits Caberet Royale. The only thing for which I can imagine Barry dropping $81,000+ is a football fieldtrip where he can attend 2 college games and 2 pro games during the SAME weekend.
*;)
Opening up a Minxx in Rhome this summer? Bad idea! The city council will have the police set outside and start handing out DUI'S. Along with their mobile radar speed trap unit, They will make it rain dollars. I just wish they would ask for permission before taking my damn picture. Digging in ones nose is not a pretty picture to take and then to get in the mail!
ex chief soenthal will be doing table dances!!
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