2.19.2007

President's Day Is A Weird Holiday


Only those that control our lives, government offices and banks, are closed.

I went up to the courthouse a second ago and pushed my forehead against one of the glass doors and looked in. It looked dark in there. I even shook the latch really hard and then banged on the glass even harder. I even yelled, "Hello! I'm here for a mental commitment because I'm a serious threat to myself and others. I might even have had a bucket of crystal meth and a case of beer for lunch." Still nothing.

I hate this holiday.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Barry, I'm right there with you, brother. I hate this holiday too. I hate honoring past presidents that helped opress native Americans and Afro Americans. I cannot function when government is shut down. I need bigger government to operate. I have to be told what to drive, what to think, and where to work. Please hurry Tuesday.

Anonymous said...

Try the same thing at the police station and see if Rex don't come out and open a can of fat oops I mean whoop arse on you.

Anonymous said...

The Presidents hate you.....