11.01.2006

Landmark Study?

Red wine keeps fat mice alive longer. If this was stuck in the back of a science journal, then so be it. But the Dallas Morning News had it on its home page this afternoon.

8 comments:

anonymouse said...

no jokes about me?
come on..I expected more out of you guys!

Anonymous said...

Boy this has to be good news for the Methodists and Baptists.

Justification - at last!

Anonymous said...

"Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine, when you gonna let me get sober?" (Song lyrics)

Anonymous said...

Prepare for a lot of "fat mice" doing karoke at Frilly's

Anonymous said...

99 bottles of wine on the wall....99 bottles of wine....take one down....pass it around....and we'll all get DUI's on the way home.

News Flash....the Southern Baptist Convention is about to release the health effects of Welch's Grape juice....stay tuned.

Anonymous said...

Well, this good news should change the minds of churches who frown on the fruit of the vine for communion.

Hic.

Anonymous said...

It was recently on the news that humans would have to consume one gallon of red wine to get enough of the extract to make a differnce.

Condoleesa said...

I should live forever then.