no jokes about me?come on..I expected more out of you guys!
Boy this has to be good news for the Methodists and Baptists.Justification - at last!
"Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine, when you gonna let me get sober?" (Song lyrics)
Prepare for a lot of "fat mice" doing karoke at Frilly's
99 bottles of wine on the wall....99 bottles of wine....take one down....pass it around....and we'll all get DUI's on the way home. News Flash....the Southern Baptist Convention is about to release the health effects of Welch's Grape juice....stay tuned.
Well, this good news should change the minds of churches who frown on the fruit of the vine for communion.Hic.
It was recently on the news that humans would have to consume one gallon of red wine to get enough of the extract to make a differnce.
I should live forever then.
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