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11.01.2006

I Don't Know

Edit: Explained here.

41 comments:

mzchief said...

At 6'6" and 300 pounds Heather GREENe is a WHOOOOOLE lot of woman!

greta said...

Wow, and let's wear "F*&# Me Pumps" to make me taller.

Anonymous said...

When is your next oil change?

greta said...

About 2,000 miles. Why? Would you like to change my oil? ;) I'll have my hubby bring my truck to you if you like.

Anonymous said...

You said you wanted me to cross your path when you drive. Meet me at Kwik Kar.

greta said...

You must work at Kwik Kar, since you are so hot and heavy about soliciting business for them.

Anonymous said...

No, I don't have to work. I just want to see you drive off into the pit and then watch your husband have to come pull you out.

greta said...

You crossing my path and I wanting to prove to you that I can drive in a straight line has nothing to do with whether or not I can avoid a pit at Kwik Kar. Trust me.

Anonymous said...

Your pig husband won't be happy. Now get back to work for your pig boss.

greta said...

Wow, your life must really be horrible as miserable as you seem.

mzchief said...

To greta stalker...

Geezzzzz!
We get it! YOU do NOT like greta so get over it and get on with YOUR life!

Incidentally, you TRULY come across as a TOTAL douche bag when you stalk and flame someone on a blog!

Anonymous said...

Whenever you post it reminds me whenever The University of North Texas used to have a radio station with the call letters KUNT.

Anonymous said...

That's a huge bitch.

greta said...

Pleeez... you think calling me names upsets me... FYI it makes me laugh and want to give you a princess wave.

BARRY said...

I keep thinking if I had sex with her would I need to tie a board across my ass.

Anonymous said...

The radio station at the University of North Texas has never had the call letters in the 12:08 PM post.

Anonymous said...

I like that eye level snatch .

Anonymous said...

Incidentally, mzchief's head is larger than Heather Green's whole body.

greta said...

And I bet mzchief's little finger is bigger than your d*%#.

greta's pool boy said...

Always with the penis comments, greta. You see to have a fixation on the subject. Is it because your man doesn't give it to you right? I'd give you the worst two minutes of your life. I'd do you up like KFC and roll you in flour to find the spot no man has seen or dared to go in fear of the gravitational pull.

And I don't doubt mzchief has bigger phallic objects than mine... or at least used to. Of course she has obscured the chin, adam's apple, and her hands so I can't be absolutely sure.

greta said...
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greta said...

I have to admit something. I love big, black cock! My latent racism is just a cover for what I crave. Like Mark Foley!

greta said...

LOL Hysterically!! Wow, I now have a pool boy who wants to give me the worst two minutes of my life by doing me up like KFC. Wow... ;)

greta said...

Ahhhhh, again stealing my identity to try and make yourself look good. Well, well... just goes to show that you are definately having some issues with yourself.

Anonymous said...

Hey greta grits, does your pig boss know that your are stealing time at work by posting simplistic trash? I hope you earn your minimum wage.

mzchief said...

To the REAL greta...
Post an avatar/picture along with your Blogger display name on your blog site and even if the WANNABE spoofs your Blogger display name AND url they will NOT be able to post with your avatar AND url.

I have scraped BETTER things than the BLOG STALKER from the bottom of my boots after spending the day mucking stalls in the barn at the farm.

It MUST really suck to be the BLOG STALKER!

Anonymous said...

To the real Greta grits, Please do not post your whole face pic. Do as Mzcheif does. We can't take a whole face shot.

greta said...

Wow...... I am reeeeelly impressed with how intelligent you are..... pool boy.

Just so you know, my boss and I want to thank you for giving us a good laugh today.

Anonytapper said...

It would be really hard to TAP that ass , but I'd give it a try.

mzchief said...

To anonyTAPPER...
*LOL*
Sweetums, YOU would need a ladder!
*GiGGLeS*

anonymouse said...

I bet these damn anonymous people lay in bed dreaming of this blog....
I guess everyone has their own dreams and aspirations.

Anonymous said...

seems there are a lot of people with less than nothing to do but show idiocy with common street sex talk. Try some intelligent blogging for a change. Surprise Mr. Green allows this pervert language??? So gross.........

mzchief said...

Yeah, these stalkers are making me frig my rigging every night! I haven't had this much attention since I caused a scene at Starbucks with the barista in the bathroom!

mzchief said...

To mzchief WANNABE 10:19...
You cannot link to MY blog when you WANNABE me!

Congrats to you for aspiring to WANNABE better than YOU!

mzchief said...

Oh nos!!!1 I cannot link to a blog with a grant total of two posts and a ongoing circlejerk in the comments. Well, those that haven't been deleted. Some of which you do your own blog stalking, you hypocrite.

Surely you fine (and highly original) name will be soiled now.

anonymouse said...

I wonder how many wanna-be anonymous people tried to dress up like you for halloween mzchief...
oh the world is a saaaad saaaaaaaad story.

anonymouse said...

anonystalker-wannabe mzchief take off the padded bra, you'll never have double D's.

anonytapper said...

Hey Mouse and Mzchief I'm still up for the thresome !

Anonymous said...

careful there anonytapper you might get something you can't get rid of....disease, stalkers, and who knows what.....

anonytapper said...

I'll take my chances.

anonymouse said...

9:42..looks like you've hung around too many annoying anonymous people cause it looks like you've caught yourself some DUMBASS.