10.29.2006

Hard Line

This weekend I had a pamphlet left on my front door from the Jehovah Witnesses entitled "The End Of False Religion Is Near." I love reading stuff like that. And, man, I thought the Baptists were hard line. The Jehovah Witnesses make them look like a drunk Frilley's karaoke crowd on a good Saturday night.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here's what I do when they come knocking. I tell them "Sure, you come on in and tell me all about your faith. And when you are finished, I'm going to tell you about mine." They leave EVERY time.

Anonymous said...

I've had them come 3 different times..I will try that line the next time they come knocking..

Anonymous said...

I find it very simple to take the pamphlet and say "thank you." I love reading stuff from all different denominations too.

Anonymous said...

When I come to the door naked, they leave, but with a smile on their face.

Anonymous said...

I did the helicoptor once and one of them left me a phone number.

Anonymous said...

False Religion Tolerates Immoral Sex