1.14.2013

Random Thoughts Delayed Because 287 is a Parking Lot



37 comments:

Anonymous said...

that was no accident.

The Devil said...

If she really wanted to win she should have just said she was all for it, and maybe even added that she took a hit right before she walked on stage. The more liberal you appear in these things, the better your odds.

Personally I am for legalizing marijuana for the simple reason that it is not worth the costs to society to try and prevent it any longer. I also believe that alcohol has a much broader and more negative impact on society, so it is hypocritical to treat them differently in the eyes of the law.

I am for businesses being aloud to agressively test for it and fire emloyees at will when they test positive for alcohol or mj on the first failed test. I would also support legistation that said business couldn't be sued for firing employees who fail drug tests, even in cases of false positives. I would even expand that to nicotene.

Anonymous said...

Medicinal and recreational, that's all. I agree, only those two, and no other reasons!WTF? What other reasons are there? I'm good with it, but I can't seem to think of another reason. Must be that short term memory loss!

Anonymous said...

Gnarly.


DF Jeff Spicoli

ANDY said...

DEVIL ARE YOU NEEDING A JOB.I KINDA LIKE MINE.

Anonymous said...

The Devil can't spell?

Anonymous said...

Shut up Mzchief ! AKA The Devil.

Anonymous said...

Hey Devil,

You had me up until the last paragraph and not just for the howlingly funny spelling errors. If we're going to test people so they can work, then I'd like to know if they watch porn, and if they go to prostitutes, and if they eat bean dip. I need to know what kind of vehicles they drive too. If every answer is not given truthfully, they need to go to jail. Only then will we be able to prevent forest fires.

Anonymous said...

why do they ask these girls serious questions?

Anonymous said...

Spelling police is not much of an argument. You all could understand my points. I absolutely never edit, I type it up once and send 'er on. No chief here, sorry.

5:52..do you want to work next to someone stoned or drunk? If you can't piss clean on the job you do not need one.

The Devil

Anonymous said...

I totally agree with what she said......marijuana should only be used for health care reasons and recreational use.

Anonymous said...

Hey Devil,

I didn't know we were in an argument or else I'd have tried harder. You got your opinion, pal, and to answer your question, I'd rather work next to someone who's stoned rather than drunk. You may feel otherwise, but I don't really care how you feel as we are not married.

If you can't be high on the job then what's the use of working?

Piss free or piss clean? I chose freedom!

Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.

Anonymous said...

Dear Satan --
I don't think I want a job where they don't allow me to use the bathroom. Is that legal?

Anonymous said...

Personally I am for legalizing marijuana for the simple reason that it is not worth the costs to society to try and prevent it any longer.



It's always good for a society to lower their standards and disregard morals for the sake of money.

Anonymous said...

8:21

Anything you can grow in your backyard, like tomatoes, roses and marijuana, should be your own business.

Anonymous said...

Why is everyone talking about marijuana on a thread of a picture of icy 287?

The Devil said...

"I'd rather work next to someone who's stoned rather than drunk."

Well, we have established your vice, just let us all know which landscaping service you work for, so I'll know if your the one who mowed down my fountain grass.

The Devil said...

8:21...Prohobition much?

Anonymous said...

Personal freedom is a beautiful thing. This country was founded on the principles of personal freedom even though I know that stuff doesn't matter anymore.

Anonymous said...

Shut up Mzchief ! AKA The Devil.

Never a truer statement on this Blog. She has several set ups and barry is scared of her thats whats funny

Anonymous said...

It is not fair that a person can go a month without smoking MJ and still test positive. How is that a test of whether they are under the influence or not. I believe that is the only reason it remains against the law, is because there is no reliable test to determine amount of influence.

The Devil said...

10:09 I will meet with you anytime anywhere. Just name the place, and you can see that I am not her.

Anonymous said...

Hey Devil Guy --
You are wrong again! I don't smoke, but if it is made legal, I plan to try it to find out what the big deal is all about.

Just want to point out that your assumptions may cause forest fires!

Get a clue, pal. Freedom is a beautiful thing. Why are you against it?

Anonymous said...

oh Kylie/MzCreep/Devil/Catfish with the accent back

Anonymous said...

Satan is the great deceiver. Everybody knows that. If someone calls himself The Devil, there must be a reason.

The Devil said...

1:49, I don't guess you read to well. I said I was pro-legalizition, and said it multiple times.

The Devil handle goes back a few years if you read the blog for very long....it was really a bit, some guy started posting as God, so as a joke I created the Devil....simple as that. Then God dissapeared, so I felt it was apropos that the Devil should remain in his absence.

Anonymous said...

Devil guy --
I could read better if your grammar and spelling were better and I was straightening you out on making assumptions about me and anybody else on this blog (or, in your life.).

I'll say it again: What have you got against freedom? If it's all right for people to smoke pot in the future, you would fix it so they cannot keep a job. From what I understand, a person can smoke a marijuana cigarette and it will show up in a blood test for weeks and months afterwards. He's not high on the job in that scenario. You're a bit of a tyrant yourself, aren't you?

You just want to argue. Good luck with that because you really don't seem to have the tools.

Satan is the great deceiver. Everybody knows that. If someone calls himself The Devil, there must be a reason.

I'd choose a new handle if I were you.

Love and kisses, sweetheart. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.

Anonymous said...

Smokey the Bear...all spelling and no substance are we! I am not here for a spelling contest, nor am I seeking the English award.

You stated earlier that you will partake in the mj if it becomes legal, even though you have no penchant for it now. You always let the government dictate your morality? Would you beat puppies if they legalized it?

I fail to see how you think I have a problem with freedom. There are social ills associated with all forms of substance abuse and I think it is unfair for companies to be required to provide jobs for individuals that are high risk for safety negligence or just a general liability. I am advocating for companies that would take a hard line on the issue because of liability concerns. This is not limiting freedom; companies will set their own policies. Some will be lenient because of the nature of their work.

The freedom is that you can buy it and use it without fear of prosecution, and I am all for that!

Kisses back at ya Smokey! I'll keep a keen eye on the burn ban notifications.

The Devil

Anonymous said...

The Devil, did you just say that in a Cockney accent. funny

Anonymous said...

Satanic POS --

Guys like you are too full of yourselves to have a meaningful conversation. Additionally, your moniker says a lot about you -- like I said, I'd find a new one if I were you.

Freedom, pal, is what it's about -- not more restrictions. You can't seem to get that through your satanic head.

Drug test yourself, if it makes you feel better, but leave the rest of us alone. You conveniently did not address the matter of testing for MJ when MJ can be found in the system for so long. Your argument for testing will not work if MJ is made legal! Are you so ignorant you cannot see that?

The truth is, I know many more guys in dangerous jobs that drink themselves silly every night than drug addicts. As a matter of fact, I don't know any drug addicts at all, but I do know plenty of drunks who carry guns during the day, who fly people from one place to another, who drive trains, and, well, you get the picture (I hope). Basically, your argument is inconsistent and dishonest, but what would one expect from somebody who calls himself The Devil? You, pal, are a hypocrite.

You're the one wanting to dictate morality with drug tests and forcing people from their jobs. Go ahead and beat your dog if you want, I don't care. It's your dog, but leave mine alone!

Also, proper communication is clear communication. For instance, when I call you a brain-dead, thoughtless baboon, you will understand exactly what I mean.

Perhaps you'd prefer to communicate in grunts and hand gestures?

No kisses today, sugar. I want to avoid that nasty cold sore on your lip. Now, go out and play in the snow -- on the highway.

The Devil said...

9:22...again, no chief here.

The Devil said...

Satanic, ha! Man you dope heads just can't understand a little schtick when you see it--that nasty cough and depressed central nervous system getting you all rankled! Oh, poor child, let up on the chronic and it will let up on you! Speaking of freedom, set yourself free.

Continue to take my moniker in a literal sense if you would like, apparently any amount of sarcasm would evade your drug addled brain.

Maybe you should pick a substance that clears the system a little quicker, at least the alcoholics got you beat there.

The drug test wouldn't dictate morality, it would only cull the herd of job seekers that have little self control. You could still hang all the drywall your litte heart desires.

"The truth is, I know many more guys in dangerous jobs that drink themselves silly every night than drug addicts."..." but I do know plenty of drunks who carry guns during the day, who fly people from one place to another, who drive trains, and, well, you get the picture".

Hanging with a tough crowd I see. So you would prefer that they get stoned and drunk. If that was my peer group I would get stoned too. This really says more about you than anything.

"Perhaps you'd prefer to communicate in grunts and hand gestures?"

I would prefer to communicate in your native language. You have established your order as primate, clue me in on your exact species so maybe I could be more proper and clear for you. Maybe I just need to google which monkeys/apes fling their feces and narrow it down from there.

Speaking of cold and sore...two things that you get hanging drywall in the winter. Peace out Smokey!!!

Anonymous said...

I don't get high, POS. I told you already. Wanna met up?

Anonymous said...

WTF is "met up", some sort of howler monkey bug picking ritual.

I just grunted 3 times and beat my chest on Google translate but apparently they don't speak your dialect either.

Go take another toke, your getting way to worked up over a little smackdown.

The Devil

Anonymous said...

You got smacked, little girl, and you didn't like it. You're a drunk, aren't you?

Once again, I don't get high. Don't drink either. But I like to dance. Wanna dance with me? Let's meet up?

Anonymous said...

Devil sounds like an over zealous nut job. Cool it with the firing people devil Javer. You can't regulate every faction of a persons life.

Anonymous said...

Meet up? I'm waiting, jerk.