Because I'm a true Patriot (the kind without the yellow ribbon stickers on the family truckster), I tuned in last night to watch U.S. Open women's tennis instead of the Obama speech. Specifically, I was going to cheer on red blooded teenage American sensation Melanie Oudin -- especially since it's the only place I can cheer on a teenage girl without getting a visit from those pesky investigators in the DA's office. However, once I saw Oudin couldn't beat the B-team from Alvord, I quickly changed allegiance to Denmark because of her opponent Caroline Wozniacki (pictured above.)
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9.10.2009
New Official Tennis Star Of Liberally Lean
Because I'm a true Patriot (the kind without the yellow ribbon stickers on the family truckster), I tuned in last night to watch U.S. Open women's tennis instead of the Obama speech. Specifically, I was going to cheer on red blooded teenage American sensation Melanie Oudin -- especially since it's the only place I can cheer on a teenage girl without getting a visit from those pesky investigators in the DA's office. However, once I saw Oudin couldn't beat the B-team from Alvord, I quickly changed allegiance to Denmark because of her opponent Caroline Wozniacki (pictured above.)
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I'd like to see her backswing ! Might play a tune on the banjo.
I wonder what her underarm smells like.
Tuna !
"Well I'm just a girl..." but I can certainly understand you switching allegiance.
DF "No Doubt"
A little older than most of the girls you lust after.
1:44
They smell...like roses...even from 1200 miles away.
Double Fake Cyrano de Bergerac
she is hot
I love her
older than most of the girls he lusts after?! She's nineteen
Triple Fake Aqualung
Danish chicks are hot...especially...with cheeeeeeeese.
Double Fake Hot Pastry
ya....
Double Fake Strudel Festival
What is it with you people from Bridgeport and underage girls???
9:26
We are tired of our worn out wifes, want something young and fresh
Barry, du er så sød. Det er for dårligt, du er for kort til mig.
Dobbelt Fake Caroline Wozniacki
but her voice is awfully annoying!
since when is 19 underage??? in my state its not...fair game barry!
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