9.08.2009

I Probably Have An Unhealthy Obsession With Mug Shots

But I may be done with it after this one. Seriously, how do you top this? David Alan Lee just created the gold standard in mug shots. And the charge? Aggravated Battery in Florida. Sheesh. That's the easiest defense in the world: Just by looking at him you know he gets picked on 24/7. That man probably has a hair trigger waiting to go off at the slightest of provocations. I'd expect to be his victim by simply saying, "Hi, how ya doin'?" Convict him? I think not.

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would never have believed that law enforcement would allow people to wear those redneck fake teeth in a mug shot...had you not posted it so I could see it for myself.

House of R and R said...

Those have to be Billy Bob teeth!

Anonymous said...

i seen him on the wal-mart site

Anonymous said...

Big Tom Bishop would not give him a pay raise

Anonymous said...

Is he still in jail? I want to go visit with him, maybe see if he'll turn me on to his dentist. That guy (the dentist) has one cool sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

My first thought on seeing this was, "where was somebody in this guy's childhood to get him dental care?

Teeth don't look like that overnight.

Pitiful.

Anonymous said...

Teacher arrested in B'Port. You're a little behind the curve on this on. Well, except the fact you reported it yesterday.

soz said...

distinuishing marks or charactersics: summer teeth. summer there, sum ain't.

Anonymous said...

Many women in Wise County were brokenhearted when he moved to Florida.

Anonymous said...

If it's not photo-shopped and it's the real deal, I'd like to see that guy eat corn on the cobb through a picket fence cause I bet he could get-er-done!!

Anonymous said...

He's one of my Banjo students.

Anonymous said...

Does any one have any (sniff) meth? sniff sniff

ok are those his uppers or lowers? I think lowers.

Anonymous said...

He was apparently one of those kids who did not have health care as a child. And we all know that dentists do not work for free. Whose says we do not need universal health and dental care.

Anonymous said...

His Facebook page looks a little better...

Anonymous said...

From the Messenger.....TEACHER ARRESTED - Derek B. Worlow, 32, a teacher at Bridgeport High School, was arrested today for one charge of sexual assault with a child and another charge of improper relationship between a student and teacher. The victim was 16 years old at the time of the alleged incidents. Worlow turned himself into authorities. He is in Wise County Jail on a $50,000 bond.

Anonymous said...

I sssspit when I tawk.

Double Fake Snaggle Toothesss

Noevadeaux said...

All I know is if I had those teeth, I would pull them out with a pair of pliers, myself, post haste.

chupacabra said...

Dude, those can't be real- right!?

I can't even tell whether what we're seeing are the uppers or lowers.

Anonymous said...

Barry you need to post the BHS mug shot...u were the first to report it

Anonymous said...

Hes a friend of barrys so he wont be posting it or any of your comments people


Barry DISCRIMINATES!!

Anonymous said...

SOUNDS LIKE THERE MAY BE MORE THAN ONE TEACHER/STUDENT RELATIONSHIP GOING ON AT BHS

Anonymous said...

It's Barry's blog. If you want to let people post comments about the guy, go start your own blog.

BUT-this guy, any teacher, who has a romantic relationship with a student should not be allowed to teach. It's emotionally brutal for the kid, and if the relationship is discovered, it is devestating for any younger siblings. Those poor kids feel like EVERY teacher and student is talking about them being the brother/sister of the kid involved with the teacher.

I just wish professional adults would think about the consequences their actions have on other people.

Anonymous said...

All I can say is that Derek Worlow is from a wonderful loving caring family and we do not know the details of this......and should not be jumping to conclusions. We will leave it to the lawyers to sort out. And they will.......for a nice fee!

This is so sad.

Anonymous said...

There are others who are sitting in Wise County Jail who are from nice families, as well!!!!! Fortunately, parents are not responsible for the choices their adult children make!

Anonymous said...

rumor is...another student/teacher relationship is about to go public heard he is another coach and she was his student

BHS needs to re-evaluate their coaching staff

LETS CLEAN HOUSE!!!

Anonymous said...

Note to teachers....If you ever touch my child you will need more than an attorney!!!! Goes for any other adult as well,got me good bubba?

Anonymous said...

Lets all just tap the brakes on this a little bit. When the truth comes out then it will be free game. How many times do we here of a girl screaming rape when nothing happens, but she knows she can get away with it and mommy and daddy will have her back. Not saying thats the case but Geez lets here the truth first.

Anonymous said...

Kiss an angel good mornin.

Anonymous said...

Derek is not a coach.

chupacabra said...

Let me make sure I'm tracking properly here and we're on the same sheet of music as it were.

So this guy was a coach at BHS?

Anonymous said...

mmmm i think i will pass on that one.


the double fake tooth fairy

Anonymous said...

5:47

Dereck was not a coach at Bport High, tho he has coached before. He was a coach at Alvord and Chico. He was tired of coaching and took the Broadcast Journalism job at BHS. He comes from a great family, he's well known in the community. and this is just shocking to alot of people in Bport.

Anonymous said...

This is not the girl screaming wolf this is all her parents being parents-more parents need to check their childrens cell phone records and figure out who their kids are talking to *REALITY CHECK*

Anonymous said...

looks like he needs some of obamas dental plan

Anonymous said...

Tea for Toofh and Toofh for tea and me for yoofh and yoofh for me.

Anonymous said...

Most of us don’t know anything about this guy, Derek B. Worlow. However, who CARES which family begat this son? Ted Bundy came from a fine upstanding Christian family. Lotta good that did him! Quit commenting that this guy “came from a good family.” HE is charged, not the family.

gern blansten said...

I wonder if David Alan Lee was named after famed uber-redneck (and closet racist) David Allen Coe? If you ever heard any of his0 " Underground" album you would understand...

Anonymous said...

Why are those 3 toothies so freakin big and are they growing from the bottom? Those are a freak of nature!! He needs to at least go get those things pulled out!!!

Anonymous said...

damn ain't bitchport got no dental plan fer their teechers...?

Anonymous said...

Isn't that one of the kids who played the Banjo's on Deliverance who's all grown up or somethin?

Anonymous said...

I do know Derek and he is a wonderful guy that made a poor decision, but so did the student. At that age you know what you're doing, so let's not pretend she is a "victim". She is the typical HS student that had a crush on an attractive, funny teacher that went too far. Yes, it was wrong for many reasons, but get real with your ridiculous comments that have no merit because you don't know the specifics. And should this happen to your child, it's because THEY pursue THEM...Just sayin...

Anonymous said...

Yeah he is a wonderful guy who is a sexual predator and for you to even say that it is the students fault makes you look and sound like an idiot! He is an adult and should have known better and he played games and messed with a 16 YEAR OLD GIRL!!! Just so we are clear I know every detail and you are ridiculous and should be ashamed of yourself I pray to god that you don't have any kids!