8.20.2009

Once Again, I'm A Friend Of Law Enforcement

Note to Wise County deputies: If you get the urge to let a hot waitress sit on a patrol car holding your AR-15, resist the desire. It will get you fired. (At least it will if you do it in Williamson County and a Round Rock police officer, who really needs to mind his own business, starts an investigation.)

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll never say the word "interdiction" again without first checking for small children within earshot & feeling a little dirty.

They wanted a picture of Bambi holding their "weapon"? My wife would remove my "weapon" if I found myself in that situation. Ouch!

Foot rub time.

My Other Brother Darryl

Anonymous said...

I am having a hard time seeing the crime here. Sounds like these cops are being punished for being red blooded Mericans.

Anonymous said...

They were being punished for exhibiting disgusting and juvenile behavior unbecoming of a person in any type of uniform. They got what they deserved...perverts.

Anonymous said...

Were drugs or alcohol involved?

I would lick her toes.

On Dec 21, 2012 nobody will be waitressing, resisting, patrolling, desiring, getting fired, minding their own business, or investigating.

Just thought I'd get all those out of the way.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog program

Anonymous said...

to 1:17 you just pissed because you to FAT and ugly to pose like that, so go back to sitting on the couch eating cheeto's in Chico.

Anonymous said...

That reminds me of the movie line--"This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for fighting, one is for fun".

House of R and R said...

1:30 On December 22, 2012 everybody will be telling you how retarded you are. :)

Anonymous said...

"Cheetos in Chico"

Man, that's got that authentic redneck ring to it

Anonymous said...

That Girl.... is NOT Cute!!!
1:40... Also, learn some grammar before you go running your mouth... Thanks! :)

Anonymous said...

Sounds like Williamson County to me!

Anonymous said...

1:40: I am neither fat, ugly, eating cheetos, nor do I live in Chico. I just get so very tired of society condoning trashy appearances and calling it "hot". As a female, I find it degrading, shallow, and not at all amusing. Just imagining a group of overgrown adolescents who call themselves "men" flirting with a slutty young woman is disgusting,and she was a fool for obliging. She should have more self-respect, and they deserved to be reprimanded. As a director, should anyone on my staff exhibit such behavior, I can assure you they, too, would be terminated.

Anonymous said...

Obviously 1:40 doesn't have much grasp of proper grammar. What an idiot! Would probably fit right in with the ugly chick and hick policemen!

Anonymous said...

1:48 must be blind or gay. I think she is rather nutworthy!!!!

Anonymous said...

1:44
I already hear it every day. Why should that date be any different?

I'm just pointing out how those three comments sound retarded when they're repeated on this blog ad nauseum

You might want to brace yourself for " eating Cheetos in Chico". I predict it will gain some notoriety as a euphemism for redneckedness

Anonymous said...

Hidee,I live up in Chico and ever time my old lady goes shoppin I get out the VHS Porno tapes and a bag of Cheeto's and have at it.

Later when she gets home,how does she know I was watchin Porno?

Can somebody tell me somethin?

Anonymous said...

Oh puleezz..if it were a Wise County Sherrif's Deputy they probably wouldn't even get suspended.

Then again, that chick would've laughed at those fat boys anyway.

Anonymous said...

1:40 I bet you are just a little over weight?

Anonymous said...

Why eat Cheetos in Chico when you can have Ruffles in Rhome?

Anonymous said...

In response to 155, i don't see anybody holding a gun on her to make her sit up there half dressed, maybe most of the girls in these type of pictures like the attention

Anonymous said...

Why eat Cheetos in Chico or Ruffles in Rhome when you can have Doritos in Decatur.

I'm sorry...I just couldn't help myself.

Pringles in Paradise
Baked Lays in Bridgeport

I'm sorry...I'll stop

Anonymous said...

The difference between a Merican and a Mexican is only 6 letters.

Anonymous said...

A female with a staff. Wow.

Anonymous said...

Pork Rinds at Runaway Bay?

Anonymous said...

If she had been wearing String
Bean overalls and holding a bow tie banjo, it would have been ok and non-threatening. But the Wing-Nuts seeing that AR-15 probably had to go and pop off after that photo.

Anonymous said...

frisk me


the fake phill r

RPM said...

Cheetos in Chico. Reminds me of my 1st exwife.

Anonymous said...

Hey...I live in Chico and got some VHS tapes under the bed of her starring in Strip Search,Cuffed-N-Stuffed and Hung Jury.

Anonymous said...

This is my rifle, this is my gun, this ones for fighting, this ones for fun..... USMC

Anonymous said...

Right-wingers thing the one for fighting/killing is the one for fun. The other is strictly used only for reproduction. Once every nine or so months.

Anonymous said...

I remember when this kind of thing happened in Decatur around 2000. An officer was charged with a crime by another jealous agency supervisor. The officer was exonerated from all charges. Could be another personal vendetta brought forth by jealous individuals from the other agency.... reckon..