8.18.2009

Funny and True

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9 comments:

Half-baked Thomas Paine Stewart said...

I really like tomatoes. If they would get me high I would figure out some way to smoke them. Since they are really hard to roll into cigarettes I would probably have to invent llke a crack pipe sort of device. I should do that but I'd have to quit drinking so much home made beer so i didn't cut my thing off with a sawzall or something depressing like that.
Instead I should just concentrate on grafting cannabis onto tomato plants then you would think I really was smoking tomatoes. But I can't start that project yet cause my whole back yard is filled with tobacco plants and theres no room for further agricultural experimentation right now. But I gotta hurry and grow a lot of tobacco before the FDA decides that's a drug too (and it is, of course). But so is Coke (the cola) and coffee and TV and the internet and a whole bunch of other stuff. So what? When did they re-define freedom to mean doing stuff a lot of other peole think is "right"

Anonymous said...

Sorry about ignoring your post and just saying a bunch of unrelated stuff. I'm a free-thinker.

HBTPS

Anonymous said...

They should not have stopped at 50 on the Child's Age portion of the graph..........since I was fortunate enough to be able to take care of my parents in their waning years, I would say if the chart were only about me and my situation, there would have been another deep dip when I reached 40 and they were in their 70's..........that's when I became their parent.....Mom passed in her early '80's and Dad will be 86 next month. He's visiting my sister now.......he sleeps a lot out there too......just like a baby, which he can be when he doesn't get his way, sorta like the teenagers.

No problem, HBTPS......the day after that day in 2012, I don't think we'll have to worry about what we graft on to what, or whatever......we can just do what we want. Hopefully we won't have to kill each other because of anarchy or stuff like that.....

Double fake Barry McCafferty said...

You sure are HBTPS. The world needs more free thinkers. MMMM my tomatoes were excellent this year too and grew in abundance. We should talk. On second thought, Barry is probably busy enough as it is without a cultivation case on his hands.

Anonymous said...

That's exactly on target. Why can't my teen stay 5 forever!

Anonymous said...

Being the parent of a newly minted 18 year-old, I can't tell you how accurate this graph is.

Double Fake Dies y Ocho's Daddioso

Anonymous said...

6:10, would think as a parent of an 18 year old you WOULD be able to tell how accurate this graph is.

Anonymous said...

What happens is that aliens kidnap our kids through the telephone and replace them with their unruly ungrateful kids for us to raise...then when they turn say 24...they swap them back.

And if someone lives in their 80s they have earned the right to sleep alot.

Anonymous said...

Oh and 12/21/12...it was just the date where the Mayans ran out of space on the rock they were carving the calendar on.