8.20.2009

I Am Persuaded

It's about time PETA learned how to advertise effectively. For years we've been bombarded with horrific pictures of tortured chickens or antics like having blood thrown on fur coats. But no more. Now they are embracing a concept we all love and hold dear: Tone Women. Well, PETA, I'm officially on board. Where's my application and where do I send my money? And just tell me which dove lease you want me to protest on Labor Day, and I'm there. Eat meat? No peace!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love animals. Especially grilled on an open fire.

But plants, insects, bacteria, viruses, et al, need our protection. Other than meat, we should all live inorganically.

Mike Tyson

Anonymous said...

I belong to PETA, that is
PEOPLE EATING TASTY ANIMALS

Anonymous said...

I am surprised Mz posed for that billboard.

Anonymous said...

PETA also had the great sexy girls with vegetables commercial scheduled for the last Super Bowl, but the network chickened out at the last minute.

Danny Boy said...

PETA shows that a group that is to radical can never be taken seriously by the masses. The only reason we still hear their name is they get the brainless in Hollywood to help them.

I am a gun loving, killed my first deer at 5, have a leopard hanging in my house, Texas kid, member of the NSCA, NRA, Dallas Safari Club kind of guy.

Eating meat is murder! tasty, tasty murder!
Bring it PETA!

Anonymous said...

Ahhh...PETA.
Now there's a group of folks that you would love to have a beer with. And then take them on an early morning hog doggin' trip.

Anonymous said...

Peta kills 98% of the animals it takes in the first day.Dago

Anonymous said...

Personally I love the whales, they seem to love you better.

Anonymous said...

There is nothing more sexy than watching a girl bite into a big bratwurst. Makes my LDL sky rocket!

Anonymous said...

If you don't Kill it, you can't Grill it....

Anonymous said...

Up here in Chico,the old lady refers to me as her big ole sperm whale.

Anonymous said...

I am a vegetarian who accepts this as my personal choice and does not seek to impose my choice on others. I do not support PETA as they are a radical group. If you are an animal lover be good to your pets, have them spayed or neutered, take in rescue animals. If you want to give money to a pro-animal organization, The Human Society is far more ethical than PETA.

Anonymous said...

PETA

Pain Entering The Ass

Anonymous said...

I dare say the big belly of a man hanging over his oversized cowboy belt buckle would have never conveyed the same message......because somehow you men find that sexy! And their are soooo many sexy men in Texas.

Anonymous said...

DB is a macho, macho man, he is such a macho man....Slaying man-killing deer at five, he is a macho man. Just like one of the Village People. Macho.

Anonymous said...

9:45: You are so right. I am a vegan, but don't tell most people because PETA has made that seem "weird" to most folks. I choose to be Vegan for health benefits, not because PETA thinks it's the way to go.

I believe in being kind and good to animals, but if people want to eat animals, that's their choice.