8.20.2009

I Am Persuaded

It's about time PETA learned how to advertise effectively. For years we've been bombarded with horrific pictures of tortured chickens or antics like having blood thrown on fur coats. But no more. Now they are embracing a concept we all love and hold dear: Tone Women. Well, PETA, I'm officially on board. Where's my application and where do I send my money? And just tell me which dove lease you want me to protest on Labor Day, and I'm there. Eat meat? No peace!