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10.08.2008

He Without Sin . . .

OCTOBER 7--Meet Randy Lewis. The Tennessee man was so plastered Sunday afternoon that he directed a 10-year-old boy to drive his van, which eventually crashed after the child hit speeds of upwards of 90 mph. Lewis, 43, was charged with drunk driving, reckless endangerment, and child abuse. A female friend, Paula Evans, was hit with reckless endangerment and child abuse charges. You wouldn't believe the mugshot unless you saw it. ********** And in completely unrelated redneck news: "GREAT BEND, Kan. – A Kansas man whose girlfriend was physically stuck to the toilet in their home [and who amongst us doesn't remember that story] has won $20,000 in the state Lottery – for the second time this year." The world has officially gone crazy.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have got to start buying a lottery ticket more often

Anonymous said...

mugshot link is not working.

Anonymous said...

it works. AWESOME SHIRT!!

Anonymous said...

"You wouldn't believe the mugshot unless you saw it."
You know the cops zoomed out to make sure they "captured" all the words on the shirt.
Buy this dad some parenting classes!

Triple Fake Homer Simpson

Anonymous said...

Mr. Green, When are you going to admit that you get 90% of your stuff from Muse in the News every morning at 7:15 on the ticket?

Anonymous said...

Start with low IQ, douse it with alcohol, add a bit of low self esteem.......perfect storm.

Anonymous said...

The DWI stats are going to come out. I am sure you called him by now. Consider this a free~bee ;)

Anonymous said...

"Randy Lewis, formerly of Wise County, Texas........"

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Are you telling me the guy whose girlfriend became grafted to the toilet seat has won $20,000 dollars........again???????