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10.09.2008

You See These Cheap Glasses?

They are $12 reading glasses that I picked up at Walmart because I can't read squat anymore without them. For about a year, I've kept them in the office and didn't break them out up at the courthouse. That is, until about two weeks ago. Man, everyone loves them. I had no idea. I may do away with my contacts and get some prescription glasses that look like them. It's kind of a James Spader look from 2 Days In The Valley.

25 comments:

Gorilla said...

When you get up in the morning and the light is hurt your head
The first thing you do when you get up out of bed
Is hit that streets a-runnin and try to beat the masses
And go get yourself some cheap reading glasses
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Anonymous said...

Sarah Palin wanna be.

Anonymous said...

I didn't think that there was much else that could make you look more the ghey. I stand corrected.

Anonymous said...

it's hell to get old bubba

Silicone Alley said...

Are those your hands? They look kinda small.

Anonymous said...

we wanna see a picture of you IN the glasses...

Anonymous said...

1:21, Um...I believe it's "cheap sun glasses!" :-)

Anonymous said...

Barry, a good magnifying glass works well for guys your age too.

:-)

Anonymous said...

FAG!!!!!!

gern blansten said...

James Spader or Clark Kent, whichever...lol

Jarhead said...

Did you get a free box of tampons when you bought those things?

Hardy har har.

Anonymous said...

2:23, Um...I believe the previous commenter was paraphrasing the words from the song to fit the post! :-(

Anonymous said...

They're sooo Metrosexual.

Anonymous said...

the glasses come in different colors too...I prefer purple.

Anonymous said...

Sillycone, are those your knockers in that picture?

Buckwheat said...

Hey Silicone, that was funny a hell!!!

Anonymous said...

As a eyewear professional those specs are diffently for the female gender...Step out of the closet and embrace your feminine side. Dance dance dance.

Anonymous said...

They do look like women's glasses. If the glasses fit...

Anonymous said...

Hey are those silicones' mama nots or her hands in her photo???

Anonymous said...

Barry, why do you do this to yourself?

House of R and R said...

Silicone Alley, that my dear, was funny.

To Barry,
You may want to consider therapy to help you get over the cost of Sarah Palin's glasses.

House of R and R said...

And, Jarhead..

Priceless

Seemoore said...

Barry...
uh, I have been in the optical industry over 20 years and those are ladies frames...That reminds me of the seinfeld episode...anyways, I am the Operations Director for TSO...come see me and we can style you in some very nice frames for men....

Anonymous said...

You know what they say small hands.....small gloves. Those glasses do look like chic eyewear.

Silicone Alley said...

Jarhead...How immature of you to assume that BG got a box of tampons with his feminine glass!!!

I'm absolutely positive that he is still a virgin and uses pads.