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10.07.2008

This Picture Is Everywhere

And everyone tells me it's a picture of Britney from the filming of her new video which, oddly, will debut on 20/20 this Friday. But I've pretty much downloaded every picture of Brit since she went crazy a couple of years ago. She's on my desktop wallpaper, the cover pic on my iPhone, and on my Christmas cards. I even hold up the picture of her shaving her head during my DWI closing arguments to try deflect criticism away from my innocent client and to cause a question mark to form over the prosecutor's head. But, to paraphrase Lloyd Bentsen, "I know Britney. Britney was a friend of mine. You, girl in the picture, do not look like Britney."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why did you have to throw Lloyd in there and ruin a good post?

Jarhead said...

"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I'm just a caveman. I fell on some ice and later got thawed out by some of your scientists. Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic make me want to get out of my BMW.. and run off into the hills, or wherever.. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine, I wonder: "Did little demons get inside and type it?" I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts. But there is one thing I do know - when a man like my client slips and falls on a sidewalk in front of a public library, then he is entitled to no less than two million in compensatory damages, and two million in punitive damages. Thank you." ~ Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Anonymous said...

yes it does. and it is. she's back.

Anonymous said...

Ok, Barry, you have convinced us of your love for Britney.

We just wonder if it is her age, talent, fame or beauty that interests you.

Or her incredible intellect?

Anonymous said...

Your mom must be proud of you Skippy.

Anonymous said...

That is Sarah Palin without her glasses dressed for Halloween. For the first time, she decided to be a teeny pop star instead of her usual pit-bull with lipstick character. One damn good thing about ol' Righty Sarah, she is at least not dressed up as a very scary Liberal Halloweenie! You Betcha! Darnit! She was going to be an AirHead, but decided she wanted to change from something else than her regular day to day routine. Boo!

Anonymous said...

You know Jamie Lynn is now in California...perhaps she's doing stand in for her sister?

Anonymous said...

I'm trying to determine the exact date when she changed from a teen pop icon to a MILF. Somewhere around late 2007 I think.

Anonymous said...

I would lick her photoshopped toes

bspearslover said...

shes backkkkkkkk!!!! im so excited! her new single is called womanizer. if you go check out tyler durden has more pictures of her on the set of her video, she looks soo hotttt!