9.02.2008

This Day Has Made Me Insane

Yeah, the female readers are always railing on me for not posting pics of guys. So I'd thought I'd offer this peace offering of That Guy who attended the Evil Empire game this week in Austin. I can only wonder what that nutcase is saying to her. Something like, "You know, I like to take mustard and put it on the ham before I put the ham on the sandwich. Then I dip the sandwich directly in the ketchup. That just seems nature's way of doing it right, know what I mean? Because, really, ya just got keep on livin'."

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

You nailed it homes!

Anonymous said...

I know what the girl behind them is thinking.

"Damn, the rumors were right. Matthew stinks, and I'm not talking about his movies."

Anonymous said...

I've heard that Matthew doesn't wear deoderant. By the looks of the woman standing behind him, I'd say its true!

Anonymous said...

Did you write this week's THE SPIN before or after this day made you insane? Cuz...seems like you wrote it AFTER you became insane. Not much there, kiddo!
Yes... Mathew Mac...whatever... another illustrious punk celebrity who gets em pregnant THEN we'll talk about marriage... maybe. (Tom Cruise-like - - Charlie Sheen-like... and the list goes on and on and on.......)

Something really wrong with this world. . . or maybe it's just me who's insane.

Anonymous said...

Oh, my. I do believe I ahm goin to have a case of the vapors. That man does make my lil ole heart go pitter-patter!

Anonymous said...

All I see is that hot MILF...was there a guy in that picture?

Anonymous said...

What a lame peace offering for the ladies. I have a much better one...http://graphicshunt.com/images/michael_phelps-7135.htm

Anonymous said...

This blog is fun,we can have sex here.

Anonymous said...

He is saying if the chick behind us with her mouth covered up comes up to you and says I slept with her, she is lying. You know I was with you last night.

Anonymous said...

I ain't posting under "random morning thoughts" because I ain't readin' 85 posts.

I think that if someone kills someone while intoxicated after being freed from a prior DWI.....the judge and defense attorney should serve the same sentence.

How is Palin's daughter any different than Cheney's queer daughter?

Anonymous said...

I don't know why I am posting on here seeing as it won't be 'approved' by the freedom of speech nazi for 12 hours. It is now9:20 (we'll see if that hurries the ol' DWI atty up.)

Anyway, Ol' Jerry Reed died today. You think they'll play East Bound and Down at the funeral?

Mrs. Cleaver said...

Did Matthew even attend UT?

Anonymous said...

Mathew must have ripped a big one the way that big black bovine is holding her nose.

Pet Peeve said...

I hate it when people use the phrase "but I digress".

Why not just say "I got off subject" or "how did I get off topic?".

In fact the three people I've seen use it are all morally "iffy" people. BG, Henry Rollins, and that Lovelit blogs author.

Maybe that's why I don't like the saying.

PS.....I shouldn't have said that about Lovelit....but, don't you have to be a certain age to have a blog? You need to be a 13 yearold girl or a flamin' homofag to get enjoyment out of that....geeeez.

Awwww.....I shouldn't have said that....I'm sure she's a nice girl.....we'd get along very nicely I'm sure.

Anonymous said...

I'm just cracking up at the black lady behind him holding her nose. You think the "no deodorant" he espouses got to her?

Anonymous said...

He's asking her is wants to play the Bongo Drum, later, in the nude!

Anonymous said...

And the black gal behind him? What does she smell?

Todd Carruth said...

Why is the woman behind him holding her nose? Does he smell that bad? You know he doesn't use deoderant, right? "That smell is all me and all natural. Just what God gave me. All right all right all right!"

Anonymous said...

i just want to have a post by TODD CARRUTH..!!!!

Anonymous said...

The black lady just had an epiphine and wised up to Obama and vomited a little in her mouth is all.

Buckwheat said...

What he's whispering is "Man, can you believe that they taught that water buffalo behind us to stand on it's hind legs and do that Hook em crap?"

Anonymous said...

Yes, Matthew went to UT. He was there, as was Renee Zellweger, when he & she were in the movie "Dazed and Confused" - which was filmed in Austin.

Anonymous said...

I think he (Matt Mc) is about the sexiest man on the face of the earth. I haven't smelled him yet though.

Anonymous said...

Ewww is that a colostomy bag she's hangin onto or somethin?

Anonymous said...

9:35AM, Henry Rollins > you. In fact Henry Rollins > *.