9.03.2008

"Son, Try Something New: Be On Your Best Behavior Tonight Or I'll Break You In Half"

"Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., right, greets Levi Johnston, left, boyfriend of Bristol Palin, center, the pregnant daughter of vice presidential candidate Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin."

12 comments:

AnObiter said...

Too bad Barack Obama didn't invite his half-brother to attend the DNC. I always love seeing happy families together at those events.

Anonymous said...

Watching Palin speak now. Moose aren't the only critters she can field dress!

Anonymous said...

9: 4 9 I don't even know w hy but. Damn, That' s funn y. Got my sp a ce bar to a ctin up

Anonymous said...

McCain will pull him aside and tell him it is important for the marriage to take place and make everything legit. Then, a divorce can happen in six months or so, or he can do like McCain, Dole, Newt, Limbaugh (never mind, Limbaugh with his millions cannot keep a woman) Giuliani, many other repubs, (Clintons at least held their marriage together) Something Republicans seem to have trouble with whether they are in politics or just plain, misinformed, conservative-church going citizens and get him another sweetie. At least marrying her will keep Sarah's shotgun pellets out of his ass.

Anonymous said...

Good point analbiter.

Anonymous said...

Marry more money ina day ... my old man used to say, hell I'd bang the governors daughter too, any governor's daughter. Meal ticket yeah!

Anonymous said...

11:56 - priceless!

Anonymous said...

11:56, You're an idiot. Yea the Clintons have kept their marriage together but I really have to question that decision. I am not too sure I would put up with a husband that has been under more sheets than the KKK. Which brings up another point, if she makes those types of decisions would we want her in the White House and is she doing it #1. out of love or #2 out of political gain? I'll take number 2 for 500 Alex.

Anonymous said...

you know, they might just be doing the right thing. im sure obama would have the baby killed.

Anonymous said...

McCain is saying "you feel that muscle right there, that is where that hanging from your elbows really hurts. F-up again, and we'll show you."

The boy says "yeeeeessss siiirrr" as he craps his pants.

Anonymous said...

Just tell me again how abstinence works? Duh, what does abstinence mean? Do you really mean that there's a way do the girl and NOT get her knocked up? Gosh durn, I sure wish you’d told me sooner!

Anonymous said...

Well, old man McCain could be saying, "that's ok, boy, we all have those kinds of feelings when we are young and can do something about them, and sometimes, my boy, a pregnancy happens. But don't give it a thought. Just pray about it. Everything will be just fine. The Republican party is here for you, my boy, and will absolutely help you raise that baby, or any future babies that you have.